Reviews by reverendhornibastard

Like any sensible, God-fearing pervert, I frequent those dens of depravity euphemistically referred to as “gentlemen’s clubs” for the sole purpose of getting exquisitely close (and sometimes into) gorgeous young women who outwardly appear...

The world of strip clubs, strippers and desploogination service professionals is simultaneously sordid, repelling and addictive. At least it is for me. I know better than to go into these dirty dens of depravity...

On a couple of prior visits to Treasures I spotted a dancer who seemed to be what my wet dreams are made of - a thin, taut-bodied brown goddess who appeared to be a...

My tumor must be acting up again. I put up with reality as long as I could on Thursday before seeking release from my inner demons. I have rarely been to Splendor, but had...

On Friday morning I had to watch my employer’s “sexual harassment in the workplace” educational video. I don’t think this was their intent, but the video made me horny. By early afternoon my situation was getting...

I got an evening pass from the warden on Saturday night. The official excuse was that I was going to the Astro’s game. The Astro’s won on Saturday night in over time. So...

Having just left Chicas Locas with most of my cash and all of my load still in my trousers, I wandered over to Treasues. My last visit here in May (documented for posterity in...

It’s been a few months since I set foot in this place, so I thought it was time to re-evaluate what’s going on south of the border. I remember this place way back when...

My last visit to Centerfolds (prior to Sunday evening June 17th) was lackluster - a real disappointment. But this last Sunday I fell into one of those moods where only one thing would suffice....

St James (aka “The Church”) was once my “go to place” when the mood struck and my reason & good sense were trampled by urgent, hormone driven necessities. You know what I mean. We’ve...

For a while there I regarded Centerfolds as the Holy Grail of Houston strip clubs. The ladies were hot, plentiful and always willing to accommodate. Lately, my visits to this Mecca of Immorality have...

It’s rare that I get to visit my favorite dens of depravity during the weekends or in the evening (on any day of the week). My personal circumstances rarely permit illicit fun on...

The Men’s Club has class. The Men’s Club is clean (as titty bars go). The drinks are quality and not exhorbitantly priced. Most important of all, the ladies are among the best looking...

St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”) has long been one of my favorites in the Houston area. I still regard it as the club with the best looking ladies. Yesterday (Monday March 12) was disappointing....

If my last visit is any indication, they might want to consider changing the name of this den of depravity from “Centerfolds” to “Chislers!” I’m not a stingy guy! In fact, I am...

I’ve been hitting this location ever since it was called Michael’s International. Frankly, I preferred it when it Michael’s International. I had some fabulously decadent and, ultimately, explosively sticky times at Michael’s International back...

My experiences at Treasures have been all over the map. On the one hand, there are always some dancers here who are ready and willing to flush your pipes for you for a fee....

No matter how good it gets, some people will still find something to complain about. I guess I must be one of those people. There was a time in my life when I...

I returned to the St. James (known to some as the “Church”). I swear they would rename this place “Our Lady of Perpetual Lust.” The club remains rather classy on the inside (assuming you...

I’m a veteran pussy monger with decades of club trawling over five continents. It may strike some of you that I have lived a fairy tale life (in a dark, lurid sort of way)....

This was my first time in Splendor. It might be my last. Not that it was a terrible experience. It wasn’t. But neither was it highly memorable. The club itself...

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been to this dank den of depravity. I’ve just been so busy I haven’t really had the time to realize how horny I was getting. If...

When I go to the ATM, load up and then drive across Houston in heavy traffic, I want my afternoon decadence to be perfect. They do strive for perfection at Chica’s Locas but...

Treasures is not my favorite club. Let's just get that over with now. Many of the dancers are beyond their "best before" date. Many of them are excessively pushy. I've run into some who smelled like...