Comments by reverendhornibastard (page 4)

Thanks for informing me. I thought Gawker was a website. I’ll read up on his exploits and try to understand the significance of Shailynn’s comment.

@Shailynn, Thanks for the compliment. I remember Penthouse letters but I never submitted anything. Back then, nothing too exciting ever happened in my life. Does Penthouse even exist anymore? I never heard of Gawker but I will check it out.

@CJKent, Mrs. Hornibastard reports seeing Amanda jogging with her dog. But Mrs. Hornibastard was indoors and only saw her through the window. She hasn’t spoke to her since her last visit early March.

There no shortage of dangerous lunatics ...

Medical opinions expressed on TUSCL can be amusing but I prefer to get my medical advice from people with degrees in medicine.

I haven’t been to clubs very much in the last year (hardly at all), but it seems to me that the number of dancers available is down significantly. This probably only reflects that the number of customers is also significantly reduced. But it seems to me that the PERCENTAGE mix of beauties and beasts is about the same as it ever was.

We have a cat (unshaved). It’s an unusual cat - you can put it on a leash and take it for a walk. It will play fetch like a dog and enjoys playing in water. Most members of this breed of cat (Bengal) are like this. My wife & kids love him. I’d prefer to have a dog.

Tetradon, Is your pussy shaved? Just wondering.

Twentyfive - yup - mount her and stuff her (in the Australian sense).

I go for the strippers but some guys won’t go near a strip club unless the urinals are by Kohler or Toto.

I never drive very fast just for the thrill. I’ve pushed it over 100 mph a couple of times in extenuating circumstances to put distance between me and a dangerous driver. The first time I was behind the wheel of a Jaguar (a rental car) I was so amazed at how smoothly it rode and how well it handled that I was surprised when I checked the speedometer and saw that I was going 95 mph. Fortunately it was after midnight and the freeway was empty. I cut my speed immediately and paid more attention after that.

@CJKenrt, I was a lot more suspicious of Amanda before. Now, not so much. But if things do get weird, I know Mrs. Hornibastard will protect me. Indonesian women are usually little but they are tough and determined. It would be altogether different if any of this was going on behind Mrs. Hornibastard’s back. I’ve seen Mrs. Hornibastard wielding a machete to hack spices out of the vegetation behind her girlhood home. I got her message loud and clear!

Next the researchers will spend a few hundred thousand of our tax dollars trying to empirically establish whether heterosexual women behave differently in the presence of a man with a visibly erect penis.

Thanks, Bavarian. I’ve just about run out of stories to tell. I’m certainly at the point where all my best ones have already been told. This Amanda thing could become interesting. I started out thinking she was as loony a woman as I had come across in decades. Now I’m not so sure. She might actually be fairly normal. Amanda did come over last night but nothing extraordinary happened. I’ve been busy with my kids today (longest bike red yet) but will post an update later. - probably tomorrow.

I went to the Ritz only once. It was during the daytime. My expectations were low but because I was in the area anyway I stopped in as a reconnaissance mission. It was better than I expected. There were a few dancers worth my time and money and the mileage was pretty good. But I’ve never been back to the Ritz. It’s about 60 miles (each way) from my home to the Ritz and the only time I drive passed it are when I’lm on my way to the beach with my kids. I don’t think they let kids in to the Ritz.

Hard to say .... it’s been a long career. Despite my long travel history, when it comes to mongering, I tend to stay close to home and hit the same reliable places over and over. As best I can recall, total clubs visited is probably less than 75 but definitely at least 65. About half of those clubs have been in Texas (Houston, DFW, Austin and San Antonio) the rest were clubs across the USA, Canada, Europe, South America, Australia and Asia. Other than the clubs outside in Texas and SE Asia, most of the others I went to only once or twice. A more interesting question is “how much money have you spent in strip clubs during your mongering career?” I could only come up with a rough guesstimate and I’d keep it simple by just using the foreign exchange rates applicable at the time and not adjusting the past dollar figures for inflation.

CJKent, Good advice. I thought Amanda was nutty as a fruitcake when I first met her. But since she has become Mrs. Hornibastard’s friend she has been very normal. I don’t think her friendship with Mrs. Hornibastard has anything to do with her better behavior. I am beginning to think I just met her when she was going through a particularly rough patch. If I had not met her in those circumstances I would regard her as perfectly normal. Why didn’t I answer Mrs. Hornibastard’s question about the violent terms employed in English regarding sex? First of all, I think it was just a rhetorical question. Beyond that, I don’t know the answer. I speak 6 languages (4 of them quite well) and it always struck me as odd that “Fuck you!” is considered an insult in English whereas in most other languages with which I am familiar the equivalent phrase comes across as an invitation to romance. Nobody is making fun of Randall’s infatuation with Amanda or any other girl or woman. Randall is only now getting his hormones, sprouting hair in places he never had hair before. Because of COVID and his virtual schooling, Randall has little opportunity to meet age appropriate girls. I talk to him about sex and girls. I tell him anecdotes about my life when I was his age. He likes hearing the stories and asks questions. I want him to appreciate that his feelings are perfectly normal and that he shouldn’t be ashamed of them or worry that him mom and I will be upset with him about it. I think he understands but he is still a bit shy about opening up about his feelings. Compared to his twin sister who achieved “full womanhood” about a year ago, Randall is still straddling the fence between being a little boy and an adolescent.

Thanks. Every bit helps. I am not as knowledgeable about Houston strip clubs as you might think. Houston is such a damn big, sprawling town that I tend to keep going back to the few clubs where I’ve had a food time and that are 50 miles or less from my home. I have met and spent some $$$ on a couple of Asian cuties at the Church but that was a long time ago. Never been to Bucks Wild but might give it a try.

Of course! By now, I’m sure Randall has learned to find photos of naked babes on the internet, but I suspect that the dip in the hot springs with Aunt Yuni is the only time he has ever seen a naked woman in the flesh (other than his mom or his sister - but they don’t count). And Aunt Yuni did put on a great show for us.

My top three in the Houston area are: Centerfolds St.. James and Treasures Centerfolds is a dive but offers reliably high mileage. Privacy is excellent if you go VIP. There are some hot looking women available if you don’t go too early. St. James is a large, high quality club. Privacy is good overall but mileage is better in the VIP sections. I think their strippers are the best in town but mileage is not as reliably high as it is in Centerfolds or Treasures. It helps a lot if you are a regular and known to and trusted by the dancers. Treasures offers more reliable mileage than St James but not as high as Centerfolds. The talent is better looking than Centerfolds but not as good as what you will see on display at St James. My main objection to Treasures is that it’s a high hassle club. The women are too pushy and even if you request top shelf liquor you will get rot gut liquor with a top shelf bar tab. These observations are all based on pre-pandemic experiences and are probably out of date.

I agree that WHITE leggings might be a poor choice for a woman who is busy menstruating. Whatever she is or isn’t wearing on Saturday night I anticipate a quiet, “normal” evening with our cute, neighbor. Actually, at this point I am more eager to watch Randall squirm in her presence. I wonder if she’s even aware of her impact on my 12-year old son.

“I want you to cum all over my pussy and panties so other perverts in the club can smell your splooge while I walk around” is not quite as romantic as “I want to have your a baby” but it would probably work for me too.