Comments by reverendhornibastard (page 17)

Unfortunately, stupidity, ignorance and racism are not in short supply in America. Consequently, it is entirely possible that President Turdbucket will be re-elected.

I don’t need my pecker to be any bigger than it is. As things stand, when I get an erection the diversion of blood flow makes me feel very light-headed and I often make really stupid decisions. If I had a bigger kielbasa an erection would probably make me pass out completely.

Liwet, Get with the program! We are living in the 21st century now! Cripples are “mobility challenged.” Fat women are “plus sized.” Retards are “special needs” citizens. Sex workers are “desploogination service professionals.” What’s wrong with you?

My evidence has to be considered anecdotal (but after living in Asia for 15 years, my sample size is huge). Yes, Asian women are usually more petite and tighter (and least until you get them properly broken in). Asian women are generally so dainty compared to the women of other racial groups. Just like some women believe they can predict a man’s cock size by assessing the size of his hands, I eventually came to the belief that I could anticipate the tightness of a woman’s koochie by the daintiness if her hands. While in Asia I often got horny in the checkout line at the grocery store watching a cute, young Chinkette bagging my groceries with her tiny hands.

Is that industrial grade Goof Off?

Corvus, We are still deep in West Texas and I agree with you, it’s a terrific part of a great state. It’s so clean and quiet out here. I love the people out here. Straight shooters but mostly not red necks. It’s hard to beat places like Fort Davis, Marfa, Marathon, Terlingua, Presidio and Lajitas. The only downside ... no strip clubs. But I brought my ATF favorite with me and we rented a small two bedroom, two bathroom house in Fort Davis with a master bedroom that has a lockable door, so it’s all good.

I have a solution for dealing with the trolls. If I have time, I will roll it out tonight or tomorrow morning.

Jackslash, Yes, I definitely meant Woody Allen’s characters. You are correct, his real life personality is quite different from his comic characters.

“Shot in the dark, but maybe she had suspicions about her daughter marrying a man more than twice age and leaving her country?” That certainly makes sense. But as a counterpoint, in that culture it is very common for a financially successful man to marry women far younger than he is. And it’s not even necessary for him to divorce his existing wife or wives. A man (rich or poor) is allowed up to four wives at a time. But because I hardly knew her owing to the language barrier, I really don’t know how or why she came to that conclusion about me. Mrs. Hornibastard #3 has not offered much by way of explanation of her mother’s opinion of me other than that I looked like a “gigolo.” The word “gigolo” has been adopted into both the Indonesian and Javanese languages but I’m not sure how its meaning corresponds to its meaning in English.

Cuba has been enduring a horrific bust for the longest time. So has North Korea. China was a mess for decades until they learned to leaven communism with some capitalism. The USA has a mostly capitalist economy but also has socialist elements. They are clearly insufficient. We should learn from other countries how craft more effective socialist policies to soften our capitalist system to make it less harsh.

“As the old expression goes, I don't pay for the sex, I pay her to leave when it's done.“ I generally insist on a little more. I’d like them to do the dishes, take out trash, and go out to fetch me a pizza before they walk home.

“Unattainable?” Nicole bears a strong resemblance to Mrs. Hornibastard #1 (and she’s in her mid-60s!)

If there is anything that really irks me, it’s that now, when I could go and buy two or the top of line Harley Davidsons and not even feel it in my budget, I’ve become too damned “responsible.” Motorcycles are fun but riding one can be very dangerous. It would be epically bad form for “Daddy” to fall off his Harley and cut his whole body off. By the time my twins don’t need me around that much anymore I’ll be too fucking old to ride a Harley.

I like smoke and lightning And heavy metal thunder! Racing with the wind And the feeling that I’m under. That’s it! I can’t take it anymore! I’m gonna go buy me another Harley!

“Must have hit a nerve.” You’ve hit everybody’s nerve IcePeePee. You’re as popular and appreciated as a hemorrhoid. Well, probably not quite as popular as a hemorrhoid, but almost!

That’s amazing how you can read the minds and motives of people you’ve never even met! Sounds like all those years in undergraduate studies have really paid off! How are you with predicting stock movements? Should I sell or hold my shares in JPM? If you think I should hold JPM for now, at what price do you think I should cash out?

^^^ Expelled for pernicious flatulence. Well, that’s what I heard!

SJG and IcedPeepee, I love it when pseudo intellectuals get on their high horses on a strip club discussion board and feign moral indignation, especially when one of them likes to brag about slapping his bitches and hoes around or giving them drugs to keep them pliable. You couldn’t make up shit this inane no matter how hard you tried.

You don’t read very well do you, junior?

“I like women who don't conform to a vanilla lifestyle too though. They make me feel more alive. I love their look...they take you to your own little world...” We’ve seen them. They resemble livestock with too much mascara and tattoos. I’m not knocking it - if that’s what you like to for it. Mooooooooooooo!

^^^ None of them. The ones you have to pay for don’t count. You’ll understand when you grow up, junior.

^^^ I agree. Paying to play with hookers and strippers is like renting a Lamborghini. After an exhilarating ride you’re finished you just pay your bill and walk away. You don’t worry about maintenance costs, mileage creep or “hair pollution” in the back seat ( https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65588 ).

Nicole, “i dont talk criticize people for how they like to have fun, but it is a different issue when they think that objecitfication is acceptable.” As usual, you’re analysis is short sighted. Objectifying a woman isn’t the same as thinking of her as nothing but a sex toy. I have been desperately in love with various women in my life and they seemed to feel the same way about me. They seemed to enjoy it immensely when I objectified their bodies (especially when I paid a lot of attention to their panic buttons) and you call me weird if you want to, but I am rarely happier than when a sexy woman is objectifying my penis.

Heaving, I did once run over my girlfriend’s pussy cat. I think it was sleeping under my car near one of the tires. Her driveway had a good slope to it and my car started to roll backward before I cranked up the engine. So the cat never heard anything and got smushed before it realized what was happening. As for the Azeris, I met quite a few when I was living in Africa. Most were married to Americans or Brits who had previously worked on oil projects in Azerbaijan.