Reviews by l00ber
Submit a ReviewDallas Cabaret North
11569 Harry Hines Blvd
Dallas, TX 75229
In the cold hard light of day
I had read promising things in the recent posts and my friends decided to start our run of clubs at Dallas Cabaret North. It is closer to the north end of Harry Hines so…
Apr 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009
Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C.
Mexico
An even better deal
Saw new rates of 80% off for rooms (Mon and Tue with VIP membership) at Cascadas on their website and wanted to verify. This is indeed true and I got no fuss about the…
Mar 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
Adelita Bar
Calle Coahuila 1841, Zona Nte.
Tijuana, B.C.
Mexico
Worthy of a second look, and then some.
For this trip to Tijuana my aim was to devote even more time straying from Hong Kong (HK) and trying out the clubs and services in the surrounding area. As with last time, I…
4 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Jan 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009
Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C.
Mexico
Heaven on earth for pervs!!!
Let me first say that if anyone knows of an experience like this offering white girls anywhere in the world (say in Romania or Russia) please PM me and point me to the resources to…
15 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Dec 17, 2015, 12:00 AM
Tropical Bar
Calle Coahuila #2004
Tijuana, B.C.
Probably just for locals
Came in just before midnight for a peek at some of the alternate venues near HK. This place is a bar. None of the features of a strip club, not obviously a brothel…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(nemesisk7)
Dec 16, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dulce Gabbana
Av. C Niños Héroes 412, Zona Nte.
Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
Away from the drag but still offers something unique
I was walking from the front entrance of HK to the taco stands to the west. Along the way one will run into beggars, folks selling candies, shoe shiners, and random employees of other…
2 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(nemesisk7)
Dec 16, 2015, 12:00 AM
Gold Palace
Calle Coahuila 8075, Zona Nte., 22000 Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
Diamond in the rough. It's really rough though.
On the south side of the alley behind Hong Kong, Cascadas, Chavelas, and other good/clean venues resides Gold Bar (that's what the dancers and maseros called the place when I asked). It's a bit…
Dec 15, 2015, 12:00 AM
Chicago Club
Av Constitución 414
Zona Nte., 22000 Tijuana, B.C.
Mexico
Capone would be ashamed
For my second tuscl-themed trip to tj, I decided to hit a few clubs in the area surrounding Hong Kong. All clubs with a fair number of reviews over the last year made it…
Dec 15, 2015, 12:00 AM
Adelita Bar
Calle Coahuila 1841, Zona Nte.
Tijuana, B.C.
Mexico
Respect the lineage, I guess.
I'm sure there was a time when Adelita's was the greateat brothel in North America. It's still cheap. The activities can be had without fear of legal ramifications. It's cheap. And yes,…
Dec 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
Odisea 2001 Showgirls
Av Constitución 571, Zona Nte.
Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
What's in a name?
Wandered by during a search for street food and respite from my mongering. The guy in front grabbed my arm and said, "Playboy club. THE playboy." As though there was some brand…
Dec 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
Las Chavelas
Merged with Hong Kong October 2020
Calle Coahuila 2900
Tijuana, BC, 22100
México
Not fair to judge...
After bringing 7 chicas to my Cascadas room in ~14 hours, I decided to venture out and see what the streets [immediately] outside of hong kong had to offer. When stepping out the front…
Dec 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth
7101 Calmont Ave
Fort Worth, TX 76116
Fort Worth's answer to Dallas' Spearmint Rhino
Buck's FW is now the premier venue in FW for large numbers of traditionally attractive girls. While Rick's FW tries to put up a fight in this regard, they can't really compete. Where…
Nov 7, 2015, 12:00 AM
Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr
Dallas, TX 75220
How the mighty have fallen.
This used to be the best club for dirty folks such as myself. Plentiful parking, large building, clean bathrooms, free buffet, fairly attractive dancers, and lots of extras. The buffet and bathrooms are…
Nov 7, 2015, 12:00 AM
Rick's DFW
15000 Airport Fwy
Fort Worth, TX 76155
Some nice individual talent. Overall not memorable.
The road immediately in front of this club is a one way street, so taking the freeway exit directly in front means that you will be looping around an industrial park area for 8 minutes…
Nov 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
Bucks Cabaret
2345 Meacham Blvd
Fort Worth, TX 76106
Looks like a movie scene featuring strip clubs.
I usually enjoy clubs that have a variety of talent. The FW chapter of Bucks is currently in the running for the most traditionally beautiful dancers in the DFW area. While it's not…
Nov 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
Bucks Cabaret Dallas
2150 California Crossing Rd
Dallas, TX 75220
Something old, something new
So I was told of this club that had opened/reopened earlier this year. Every quality of the physical appearance was indeed top notch. The interior did not feel as big as Silver City…
Oct 30, 2015, 12:00 AM
La Zona Rosa
1676 Regal Row
Dallas, TX 75247
The road not taken?
Came in with my cerveza and paid the $10 plus $5 for the bucket of ice. As I was entering the DJ announced a two dance special (I think it was for $30) and…
Oct 30, 2015, 12:00 AM
Chicas Bonitas
11044 Harry Hines Blvd
Dallas, TX 75220
Don't be fooled by randomness, keep reading
The ratings given do not actually represent my experience. The numbers do not tell the whole story. Read on for a surprise.
Yes, this is a shit hole among shit holes. Along the…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Bavarian)
Oct 30, 2015, 12:00 AM
Spearmint Rhino
10965 Composite Dr
Dallas, TX 75220
Ass with class
A large spacious parking lot preceded by a beat up road leading up to the venue was what first greeted me on my trip out to the Dallas chapter of Spearmint Rhino. The parking…
Oct 30, 2015, 12:00 AM
Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr
Dallas, TX 75220
I am disappoint
Been a few months since I last reviewed this place. The girls were not top shelf on my last visit. But the clean venue, free lunch, and liberal activities everywhere from the 1st…
Oct 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
Classy Chassy
4444 S Harding St
Indianapolis, IN 46217
You think clubs would be packed for convention and sporting weekends. But you would be wrong.
Another convention season, and another sojourn to the Classy Chassy. Many people I see once a year during the convention season have fond memories of this place. It was the titty bar of…
Aug 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
Casa Diablo Original Blood
2839 NW St Helens Rd
Portland, OR 97210
To be young and undescerning
This club is quite a ways out from downtown Portland. The parking fills up quick on the weekends and you will have to make a short trek uphill to find the entrance. Plenty…
Aug 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
Safari Show Club
3009 SE Powell Blvd, Portland, OR 97202, USA*
An older review that I only...
An older review that I only now bothered to type up.
Made this place the last stop of a night on the town with the boys. Portland has many strip clubs as well as dive…
Jun 3, 2015, 12:00 AM
Fantasy Ranch
11050 S Pipeline Rd
Euless, TX 76040
Others have already made mention of...
Others have already made mention of how beat up the parking lot and the road leading up to this club are. I would like to point out that it is also quite the sojourn…
Jun 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr
Dallas, TX 75220
All of the parking in front...
All of the parking in front is tagged for valet only, while the large lot just beyond the railroad tracks is for general parking. The general parking is flat and open with sightlines to…
2 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Jun 1, 2015, 12:00 AM




















