Fantasy Ranch
Closed
11050 S Pipeline Rd Euless, TX 76040

Others have already made mention of...

VIP Review
Avatar for l00ber
l00ber
Jun 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday After Midnight

Others have already made mention of how beat up the parking lot and the road leading up to this club are. I would like to point out that it is also quite the sojourn to make it out here from any part of civilized society. I suppose the solitude is part of the reason why law enforcement permits such activities to persist, but it was a trip to drive out here on multiple country-esque roads with no street lights. Thankfully I was neither tired nor drunk, or else no one would have ever found my body.

After the initial pre-pay airlock ($10 per head this night) you come in through the doors to a dark, dank, somewhat scary looking establishment. The crowd was by no mean rough. I just feared that touching anything would result in having to suffer a regiment of antibiotics. There were few girls working this night, though I did see a couple of females not dressed in traditional dancer garb sitting at tables and drinking their drank. Not sure if they were independent contractors looking to steal a John, locals looking to get drunk at some place other than their own trailer, or just dancers too lazy to wear the proper attire or walk around the room to hustle.

The only dancers that approached our group were black--and frankly rather busted looking. It was amusing to come out just to check out what this place was like. Both the dancing cage/jail and the one-way mirror backroom were kinda cool. It's also nice to know that there is a place where services could be had [$40 for the house for the backroom plus the girls' fee of $60 to $200 without negotiations] at will from all who work here. However, I have absolutely no interest in putting my meat in these women. Hygiene and fear of STDs aside, they simply were not attractive to me.

Not knocking anyone who's into this, just a caveat for those considering making the trip. Do not call this a gentlemen's club as neither discerning gentlemen nor discrete ladies may be found within. My friends all fully enjoyed the services offered and I can't knock the prices nor the open nature of what is offered.

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998
Others have already made mention of...