Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220

How the mighty have fallen.

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l00ber
Nov 7, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

This used to be the best club for dirty folks such as myself. Plentiful parking, large building, clean bathrooms, free buffet, fairly attractive dancers, and lots of extras. The buffet and bathrooms are still nice. Everything else not so much.

Since my last review, things have gotten even worse. Came here on a weekday afternoon towards month's end as always. This time slot had always proved fruitful in the past for a fun time. Not too packed with customers, your choice of dancers, and rent will be due. Entry was $9, no more fee for second floor access and no armband was offered. They had $1 half pint Coors but little else of interest. This time they didn't even have talent working the piano side stages. Seeing the girls gyrate on the main stage [absent a pole still] didn't really show off the energy or titillation from any of them.

I had mentioned in my previous review of how the talent had a lack of diversity. The dancers this time around were all Latina or Phillippino, and there was maybe only one that even got my dick to stir. Not fit, not energetic, no personality, no conversational skills, just blah. I got dances from 6 ladies this time around and it was depressing. There was a certain degree of desperation in most, but it seemed like they didn't know how to channel it into making more money. The most attractive girl (the only one who was not overweight) had a youthful face and had me interested, but actually excused herself after one dance so that she could hit up the buffet. Was I really that repulsive? Or was the buffet really that good?

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