Comments by SmashingHoes (page 4)

I also took a foray into the VIP room for the first time and my chick had no problem offering prayer services. I am corroborating the fact that the rules haven't changed regarding VIP extra performances.

There arent any changes in the VIP rooms. A friend took a chance there last night and he said his pole slider literally whipped it out and went to work almost immediately. He said it was business as usual. There were a couple of new girls that were there but there weren't any changes from the PL side of things. My girl stated that they have more staff meetings and that they have become more stringent in terms of levying fines on dancers when they either no show or come in late.

Rugrat instead of "Eugrat"

Eugrat - Your 2nd paragraph about Oasis provides a perfect synopsis of the current environmental dynamics that occur at this establishment. I hope that they dont modify those anytime in the near future.

Nashville is terrible because of the abundance in ordinances that are place. I remember asking my friend about the strip club scene the first time that I visited him and his wife (who overheard the conversation) said it would be just a waste of time. He used to live in Atlanta, so Nashville is a 360 degree turn from what he was acclimated to in the A Philadelphia consists of mostly low to mid tier clubs with Delilahs being the only upscale club in the area. Deliliahs isnt my type of club (I prefer hood spots and mid tier clubs), but they have the best looking non black girls in the city.

You have a girl next door look to you as other have previously alluded to along with a nice smile, which rates very highly in my book. Finally, you have nice pair of natural D cups on a slender frame without fat and that's something that I would definitely notice. Would I get a dance with you? I can't answer that as I dont really do dances for the most part? Would I talk to you if I was you in the club? Yes Would I try to talk to you outside of the club if I saw you? Yes I've seen plenty of strippers whose smiles resemble a nuclear holocaust and it's a turn off for me.

You're correct about the marketing as Oasis has a horrible marketing strategy (instagram account uses stock models, Twitter account isn't regularly updated, etc) so that's where they will benefit from new ownership. I know a couple of dancers as well and one of them informed me about the more stringent rules that will be implemented. I'm not sure if this means that they will crack down on extras though.

Oasis, Cheerleaders, and the Purple Orchid are all your best bets in Philly. Gold Glub could be included on that list but it's literally the size of someone's basement.

Refuse to pay and leave the premises. If management and security try to impede your exit or want to utilize violence, threaten them with a lawsuit. A majority of managers and owners dont want unnecessary media attention as numerous strip clubs are simply money laundering fronts for the mafia.

I wouldn't waste time with Gold Club or Club Risque Philadelphia

You should asked what services are going to be provided in VIP. An opaque response usually means that VIP services won't deviate from the standard lap dance.

You could have fun at Oasis, but dancer quality is questionable.

IceyLoco and others emphasized my points, so I wont reiterate but I wanted to introduce one point that seems to be a trend: - The increasing levels of insolence and contempt from strippers as it pertains to the treatment of their customers.

Ask your dancer but its pretty prevalent from my Intel. A majority of the day girls (1st shift) dont have any problem soliticitng you for extras right out in the open.

I will agree with Lillith that shes too talkative but shes very blunt with her sales pitch (will grab crotch immediately and do gurgling sound, which indicates her technique for offering a prayer service). Didnt take her for a dance but she offered up her number and real name to hook up outside of the club.

My experience is similar to Icey Loco for the most part. I tend to avoid sitting at the bar that are directly adjacent to the stage, as that's known at Tip Row. I'll selectively tip 1's to entertainers who don't act entitled and will at least engage in some witty banter while collecting their tips, but that's a rare occasion. Subraman is correct about the an unspoken agreement if one decides to sit near a stage. That's why I sit at tables and chairs FAR AWAY from the stage. I've never tipped bouncers or management. I've done a few lap dances and never tipped as well.

blah's comments leads me to believe that she's a misandrist who also has a false sense of entitlement. She is basically issuing ultimatums to patrons who want to talk to her, based on the second bullet point within her initial posts. It's their discretionary and disposable income, which means they are entitled to spend it any which way that they want. She's not automatically entitled to it because they initiated discourse with her. I'm not insulting her character but that's what I'm inferring based on her posts.

Ive never had it and it has been suggested to me but I laugh at both girls in a sardonic tone, before telling them to get out of my face.

Yes... every night with my ex girlfriend, who is a stripper. She would keep a set of outfits that she would have at work and then keep a set up outfits in another closet along with 3 or 4 pairs of heels just for sex time with me at home. She's an ex girlfriend because she embodied most of the stripper characteristics that accentuates why they are terrible candidates for long term relationships (which I wont get into here).

I agree with previous posters about NOLA being a tourist trap. I was there as part of a continent of guys for a bachelor party and we were unimpressed with the quality of strippers and the exorbitant prices that establishments were charging on Bourbon Street. Hustler and Deja Vu Showgirls were two of the four clubs that we visited and there was a lack of dexterity on the pole from a majority of strippers at both locations. I've been to several black clubs along with establishments that are predominantly Caucasian and my observation is that the quality of pole skill tends to be low in a predominantly White club as compared predominantly black club. Passions is off the beaten path and in the hood, but this strip club ISN'T for the faint of the heart. The decor could use some improvements and some girls appeared to have remnants of bullet holes and stab wounds within their skin, but there was a multitude of ASS clapping that's prevalent here along with cheap ass lap dances. I highly recommend this club if you are averse to hood elements, like women of color, and have a preference for end table ass.

one chick told me that she wanted to be an organic chemist. My next couple of questions were around the VSPER theory and electron configuration of compounds. She thought VSPER was VIPER and started mentioning cars. I basically admonished her with words that she didn't comprehend and then she finally caught on to her when she recognized that I was insulting her lack of intelligence. Another stripper told me she was a physicist so then I asked her to provide me with the formula for acceleration and kinetic energy along with some interdisciplinary branches of physics. She didn't have a retort for that and then proceeded to leave our group after I uttered the phrase "paradigm of vapidness"

Or just tell her to get out of your face explicitly. This works for me.

Great and accurate review as always. I agree that Randi and Gemma need to retire, but Randi is at least pleasant to be around. Gemma is just a nightmare all the way around.

Who was the chick in question?

Youre assessment is "correct" and then she tries to upsell. I seriously was looking at other girls in the lap dance room while she was giving me a lap dance as her lack of technique and smoke breath were erection killers for me.