Posts by RickyBoyDugan

...grease a bouncer or stroke a manager?

Normally my brain is so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko, and the scheming I do of ways to make people think I'm "close enough" that they will…

What would you rate as the top moment in your strip club "career"? The one, where if you to choose only one, you would relive over and over again? For me it was the time…

Being the only one wearing suit in a dive club so you sufficiently impress them that they let you pay them for sex. Who else could have figured that out? Only me, that's who! And…

Greasing bouncers is one of my favorites parts of the strip club ritual. Having failed to become Gordon Gekko, it, nevertheless, gives me a temporary rush that I am triumphant in our capitalist system. Whereas…

My favorite suit to wear to strip clubs is the white three-piece polyester suit. I find that it is the best match for my used cars salesman personality. Wearing a suit, from a small time,…

Triumphant in our capitalist system once again! Most guys, would have taken them 300 years!

You know, I usually don't think much about anything since I'm so hung up on trying to prove to people that I am the Gordon Gekko I know I failed to be. Alcohol usually helps…

See what I did there? Yep, my "personality damage" at work again. In the past it usually takes me at last two sentences before I contradict myself, but this is a new record for me.…