Posts by RickyBoyDugan

...But in a mere ten years I was able to figure out how to pay hookers for sex. (It's all about being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club). Pretty impressive, overall…

In a rare moment of introspection I started to ponder why I am a SC Hound/Junkie. What fills me with the almost irresistible urge to hang out in strip joints by myself, drinking and soaking…

Does it?

Ok, so you see it's like this. There are certain people who studied the matter and came to the conclusion that .08 should be the legal limit for BAC after which one should not drive.…

Strippers or bouncers? I prefer bouncers because my success rate with strippers is so low (only 35%), but I find that bouncers are almost always willing to let me grease them. My favorite time was when…

...I will, however, pay strippers for sex.

I know that I like to talk like I'm a(n internet) tough guy around here and how people should "be a real mean" and "be in control", but, lately, I've done something I've rarely ever…

Ha! Look Dougster I told you the stock is about to absolutely crater! They are so desperate for cash now that they have been forced to sell their planes http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ricks-cabaret-international-announces-sale-140000202.html It might have taken a year to…

Normally I'm so busy paying hookers for sex that that's the only thing that I have time for, but something I get a bit of free time. Like now. One of the things I like…