whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Comments by whodey (page 25)
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
A lot of great ones have been mentioned but here are a few that I would add.
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash - when I heard he was doing a cover of a Nine Inch Nails song I was skeptical but as soon as I heard it I loved it and seeing the music video took it to another level.
"Kiss" by Prince - Prince took music videos to a new level even before Michael Jackson and Madonna really took it to a new artform.
"Eat It" by Weird Al- really any of his comedic music videos deserve to be on the list.
"Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys - There was just something about doing it in the style of an old police TV show opening credits.
Gimme All Your Lovin" by ZZ Top - I could have included "Legs" or "Sharp Dressed Man" or other ZZ Top songs but this was the 1st to come to my mind.
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2 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผ busy being a "psycho bitch" ๐คฃ
Blah I don't see where you would need to lose even 5lbs, but whatever makes you happy with yourself is what matters. From your pics I would say you have a body that would appeal to at least the vast majority of men.
The fact that you don't like 2 way contact would limit your money from the TUSCL crowd but there are plenty of clubs that don't allow 2 way contact that you could be very successful at.
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2 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผ busy being a "psycho bitch" ๐คฃ
"when a bunch of dudes are buying dances from a certain girl then more dudes wanna buy dances from her and it is basically a frenzy that feeds itself."
"There is definitely something to guys want to get a dance from the girl everyone else is getting dances from."
This effect is true but it has nothing to do with men finding her more attractive because they think other men find her more attractive. It has more to do with the fact that if a PL sees a bunch of guys getting multiple dances or spending time in VIP with a particular girl while the rest of the club is slow they assume she gives better dances or pushes the limits more than other dancers allow.
The reverse can also be true, if a PL sees an incredibly hot dancer constantly going back with different men for just one song at a time they will assume her dances are terrible and not want a dance despite how hot she looks.
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2 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผ busy being a "psycho bitch" ๐คฃ
I could care less if she has "mass appeal to a wide variety of men" or not. All that matters to me is if she looks good to me at that moment taking into account her looks, her personality, my level or horniness and inebriation as well as my current mode and the alternatives available at the time.
The last thing I would care about is if other men find her attractive or not.
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2 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผ busy being a "psycho bitch" ๐คฃ
Why are you blaming caffeine, are you sure you didn't pull a muscle in your chest while stabbing somebody in a fit of rage?
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2 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผ busy being a "psycho bitch" ๐คฃ
My preferred type is a 20 something redhead with an innocent girl next door looking face and c cup breasts with a nice ass but those are rare to come by. Other than that my standards aren't real high for at least getting a lap dance or two. Pretty much as long as the girl is well proportioned,has a nice face and a decent personality she has a decent chance of getting a dance from me unless there are better looking girls in the club that take all my money first. It's not unusual for me to get dances from a young white spinner, curvy black girl, athletic Latina and a curvy milf all in the same trip.
Pretty much the only things that are a complete no go for me are girls that are completely out of shape (I'm out of shape and that is why I pay women to grind on me so why would I pay a woman who is out of shape for it), excessive plastic surgery that makes her way out of proportion (boobs, butt or lips can all cause this), bad hygiene or bad attitude. If all of the girls in the club fit into those categories I will just leave, otherwise if I can find at least one or two who meet my standards I will stick around.
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
There is always a chance to have fun at a club in any city as long as you set the right expectations. Are you going to get extras in a Nashville strip club? No way, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun watching the stage show and flirting with women. I have occasionally even gotten some fun dances in Nashville even though they aren't high mileage by TUSCL standards. Usually I do skip the clubs when I am in Nashville and just enjoy the bars on Broadway, but every now and then I'll stop by a club just to check it out.
Hell I've even managed to have a good time on rare occasions and set up otc at the clubs just across the river from Cincinnati and if you can have a good night at a Cincinnati area strip club you can have a good time anywhere because the Cincinnati clubs are absolute garbage.
I never completely write off the clubs in a town. You just have to know what to expect and then decide if the town offers something else that gives you better odds of a fun time.
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2 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
They are still selling beer at the stadium in the hours leading up to the game and after it ends, just not during the game. It was the same way when I was at a match in France just before Covid hit. When I asked someone at the stadium they said it was because the fans got too unruly if they were allowed to drink throughout the game.
There are a ton of reasons (oppressive religious laws, human rights violations, lack of safety for workers, etc) why one of the largest sporting events in the world should have never been awarded to Qatar but not selling beer during the matches isn't even in the top 10 reasons. I'm sure Anheuser-Busch cares alot more about the tens of millions of people that see them as the sponsor during the television broadcast than they do about selling to the tens of thousands of people in the stadiums during the matches. Considering a fair number of those at the matches will be from Qatar and the rest of the middle east chances are beer sales wouldn't have been as high as if it were in Germany or England anyways.
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2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Luckily this year I don't have to cook or host Thanksgiving so all I have to do enjoy good food, family and football at my brother's house. My siblings and I rotate hosting holidays and since I hosted Easter that means my brother hosts Thanksgiving and my sister is hosting Christmas. Cooking Easter dinner and decorating Easter eggs for 21 people was bad enough and I am very thankful to not have to cook Thanksgiving for everyone. All I am responsible for bringing is some wine and some bourbon.
And to the OP's point, the Ohio State game against that damn team up north is always a highlight and this year's should be the best since 2006 when they were ranked 1 and 2.
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2 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
That headline is an insult and something must be done about. We can't allow a rag like that to insult a proud and honorable man just to sell papers. To see such a universally beloved name tarnished like this makes me sick.
Our country may be divided but we must stand united to protect the good name of Florida Man from these insulting headlines.
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
She was before my time but I do like ZZ Top and I definitely recognize her. She was a true beauty.
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2 years ago
JamesSD
California
It isn't like Twitter is the only tech company, or even the only social media company that is making drastic staffing changes right now. While Twitter has cut 3,700 jobs that pales in comparison to Facebook cutting 11,000 jobs and Amazon cutting 10,000 jobs. Sure Twitter is a larger percentage of it's workforce but it isn't like it is the only company struggling and cutting its workforce.
I imagine there will be a lot more layoffs announced in the next few months and next couple of years from a variety of companies. The tech sector is taking a major hit right now but other sectors are going to face the same thing soon. The only bright side is it will finally cool off the housing market and general inflation since so many will lose their jobs. Looking like 2008 all over again.
As for Elon Musk, he has done a lot of great things in advancing the auto industry and helping to pioneer private space tourism. He also puts in way more time and effort into continuing to grow his companies than most CEOs would ever consider. However, he is one of the most self absorbed and narcisistic egomaniacs on earth. His personality ranks right up there with Trump and SJG.
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2 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
I prefer to avoid clubs that scan id's if there is another club around that doesn't do, but I have let them scan it when there are no good alternatives around. There are places that require an id scan for any alcohol sales so I don't really see a club doing it as any worse. If I'm willing to let them do it when I buy a bottle of bourbon I guess I'll let them do it to get to have a beautiful naked woman on my lap.
A club may do it to protect themselves from legal issues of allowing underage people in the club, to keep out people that have caused a problem or simply because they want to get data on who their customers are for marketing purposes to help grow their business. That is their choice as a business just like it is our choice to do business there or not. If they are the only club in the area doing it I would assume they would lose a ton of customers over it and either stop or go out of business as a result.
I've never heard of a case where anything bad happened with the info so for now I consider it pretty low risk and trust my identity protection plan that comes as part of my employer's benefit program to do it's job if there is a breech at a club.
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2 years ago
Pussylicker2
Ohio
You can disagree with the politicians that send our military into a war or other conflict all you want. However, you should never criticize the young men and women in uniform that who did their sworn duty and served their country to the best of their ability.
Vietnam, Korea and Iraq are all examples of conflicts our military should have never been involved in. The fact that the politicians made the wrong decision to send out troops into these situations is no reason to not appreciate those who served in the military and went where they were ordered to go. They sign up (or were drafted) to serve our country and where they were ordered to go was beyond their control.
I look at it the same way as a cop who is assigned to traffic duty and has to spend his days running a radar gun along a highway instead of investigating rapes and murders. He signed up for an honorable profession to serve and protect his fellow citizens and then did his job as assigned by those in charge.
That doesn't mean every person in a military or police uniform is honorable. There are bad apples in any group that size and those people deserve punishment and not respect, but the majority are good and honorable people that deserve our respect and our thanks.
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
"for extra credit give us instructions on how to make it snow" - Easy, buy a brick of cocaine from a stripper's boyfriend, walk up to the stage, rip open the brick and toss it high into the air.
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
I just assumed the high rollers here on TUSCL who want to make it rain just strut up to the stage and dump a briefcase full of $100 bills on the stage.
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2 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
A lot of places don't require any sort of license or background check so the cost of getting started would be just an outfit to wear. Then again, the girl could just choose to wear something they already own so there would be $0 cost.
In fact, as far as I know none of the clubs I frequent in Ohio and Kentucky require any sort of license or charge the dancer for any sort of background check fee.
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2 years ago
Scotty010
Some clubs post a daily lineup on their social media sites but I doubt a club would tell you if a particular dancer was working if you called.
Absolutely no chance a club is going to pass along your number to a dancer.
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2 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Highways around here seem to be in about the same shape as always. Living in the upper midwest you learn to expect a certain level of potholes especially in the winter. There seems to be constant construction lately, but again that is nothing new.
I have noticed that a lot of drivers seem to have less patience and exhibit less courtesy than in the past. As I was driving up I71 from Cincinnati to Columbus last week I had the cruise control set at 85 (in a 70 mph zone) and had some asshole come up behind me blowing his horn and flashing his lights, when I didn't immediately move to the right to let him by he blew past me on the left shoulder. As he went by he yelled out the window that I should "keep my slow ass in the right lane".
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2 years ago
nicespice
"How is this any different than companies forcing - or at least strongly coercing you - to donate to United Way"
I have worked for companies that strong arm their employees way too much to donate to the United Way and it sucks. I even had one upper level manage flat out tell me that anyone who didn't support the company's United Way campaign was considered to be neither a team player or loyal to the company and wouldn't be considered for any promotions. While that may or may not be considered a violation of some type of labor laws, it isn't nearly as serious as bribing people to vote a particular way in an election.
Just imagine if a politician (or even one of supporters) was standing outside the board of elections offering people $50 if they vote for that candidate. This is no different because the club owner is financially incentivising people to vote for a particular party.
I love the way my employer has handled their get out the vote drive for the last 5 years. They give each employee four hours off with pay for voting in any primary or general election. They even do it if you vote early or by absentee ballot. All they ask for as proof is for you to post a pic of you with your "I voted" sticker to be posted to our team's MS Teams channel to help motivate others to go vote but I have seen plenty of people get their paid time off without that so it is basically just them taking you at your word if you say you voted..
I couldn't even imagine the shit storm that would happen if they tried to use their effort to get people to vote a particular way or to get people to take a picture of their ballot.
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2 years ago
JamesSD
California
They've been a mix. I was at a club in Lexington about 7pm on a Fiday a few weeks ago and it was about half as crowded as normal. Then last week I was at a club in Columbus on a Tuesday and it was packed. The big difference was the club in Columbus had it's weekly $10 Tuesday special going on dances where the club in Lexington was its usual $20.
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2 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The can just replace "Let's Go Redskins" with "Let's Go Commies!" That would come naturally for a lot of the people in DC that tend to think like a communist anyways.
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
@gammanu95 the problem is that while I don't like Tim Ryan's policies and I mostly vote republican I don't trust JD Vance's ethics. Normally if it was just an issue of not agreeing with either candidate on issues I would go with which ever I could find at least one major issue I agree with. But in this case I can't find any issue I agree with Ryan on and can't convince myself to trust Vance at all.
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
Here in Ohio I'm trying to figure out which Senate candidate is the better of two bad choices since neither JD Vance or Tim Ryan are a good option.
I really wish Rob Portman would have run for reelection because neither of these two clowns are fit to replace him, but I completely understand why he was too fed up with the extreme partisan bickering from both sides and wants nothing to do with it anymore.
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2 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Issuing a fine over a blind ref costume at Halloween is a bit much for me. I get wanting to protect refs and I could see a fine if he went as a beat up and bruised ref, a ref with a target on his back, made it clear he was a particular blind ref to get back at someone or something like that, but calling refs blind is nothing new. If someone was deciding if they were going to beat up a ref over bad calls I doubt Jerry Jones costume would be the straw that broke the camel's back.
With that said, the NFL is a business that goes to great measures to "protect the integrity of the sheild" so I am not surprised and it isn't like Jerry Jones will miss the money at all.