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11 years ago
dont try to be hated guys. just try to be all mello and get along wit everybody. i always feel pretty good about my life cause i spend my time just eating candy, watchin porno, smoking weed, an now i like getting lap dances. even tho i dont have much money im almost in heaven so no h8 bros
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11 years ago
Juice u shoul relax. smoke some weed and ear some twizlers an jack it to some good porn like a buch of black guys an white guys all gangbang bree olson. earlier today i accidentally shot cum on my jelly beans doing that but it was ok. I feel good now
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11 years ago
relax an just go to amsterdam for the weed if u worry bout the sex. weed is good and I can usual find girls to fuck for free. I just cannot find as many as I want to fuck
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11 years ago
so this is the juice. ppl have been talking about u a lot an lots like u but a few of the h8ers. the h8er thought i was u but i think ur stile is totally different from my style
im with slickspick. I dont like taco bell but i do like the tv ads when I was a kid with the litle dog that says yo karo taco bell. they were cool. but it is sick if you actualy put beens an rice in her pussy. U did not do thatdid u juice?? I made a joke not havin a doggie cone on my dick cause i jerked to much but most ppl didnt laff. so im not sur exactly what is up with u juice
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11 years ago
Ill have to look for her motorhead. all the bush on older porn turns me off tho. I sort of want them to wear a hairnet
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11 years ago
i dont have a wife but a want one who lets me fuck other girls. or at least get bjs
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11 years ago
weed isnt a drug like the drgs charli sheen took. my dick is ok cause all i do is smoke weed an eat candy i dont take bad drugs
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11 years ago
Thx zipman68. by the way why 68?? u shoul just go by zip cause thats cool
Imma go eat some jelly bean cause i just got a bag of starburst kind and then eat a popsickel an watch som videos of bree olson takin big cocks up her asswhole. i bet charlie sheen had lots o fun with her. prolly put his dick in her asswhole a lot. But i bet His dick is all sick and small like a dried out circle k weener dog from all the drugs.
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11 years ago
doesnt she have ass tattood on her ass papi?? I think that is both funny and kinda ugly. i dont Like tatoos. But if i got a tattoo id tattoo dick on my dick. an maybe ass on my ass
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11 years ago
i like alexis texass cause she takes it up the ass in a lot of porno but shes not into black dudes so its not like martin luthor king but with porno.
Ive decided to rate pornostars on a candyman scale. it is the nuber of twizler peel n eats id like to eat while i jerk it to them. Bree olson is a 8 but alexis texass is only a 4. I think I might get. sick if i ate too many an jerked it so im not sure what the top is. prolly bree.
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11 years ago
where is market street cinema?? a haunted strip club is sick. i wouldnot want a ghost to put there finger up my asswhole while i fuck a striper. doesnot mater if it is a girl ghost i still dont want it
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11 years ago
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i wanna be careful when i write review so Im just reading them an I will write after i can better compare clubs.
after readin this i think im gonnaask ppl tthere opinion even if there are reviews.
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11 years ago
If only i could eat twizlers when i fuck and watch porno. I told a girl i wanted to do that 1 time but t hen she did not want too fuck. has that ever happend to u??
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11 years ago
I will have to watch caligula an flash gordon but i did not think flash gordon was a porno. is it a porno parady like the not star trek and sex in the tittis??
I dont think I will ever get board of porno. I may give up candy if I start to get fat but not porno. when im 100 yrs old I will still be jaking it in bed while some 20 yr old blond girl takes a big dick up he asswhole. i plan to die only after a long life where i soot as much cum from my dick as i can. maybe ill even cum at the moment i die. That is my goal in life
but I do wanna cum in girls as much as possible. I like watchin porno while i fuck girls but some think it gross. do u guys ever wach porno while u fuck??
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11 years ago
id pay to watch stuff like that or give them weed for free. but it would be even better if one of them put the dildo up her asswhole. or if both put the dildo in there asswhole
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11 years ago
thats rly cool slickspick. Next bond movie shold have him totally in the scuba strip club and saying bond james bond thru some sort of scuba radio
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11 years ago
thenumber10 Im def not going to cheaters if i go to Providence. Im not planing to in the near future but i dont like stuff lik this. It would be 1 thing if the were a good place that jus got fooled by a rly good fake id but if what u say is true the prolly dont care Thats not cool.
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11 years ago
This is sick. that Troy guy should be locked up forever but the shouldnt go after ppl who went to vip with her cause they thought she was over 18. Going after girls youngr than 18 and ppl who do it should be in jail
Like did u guys hear about tad nugent?? He is a stupid old guy who playd guitar and han a stupid reality show. Im ok wit hunting some animals but not with Nugent cause he is an asswhole. i heard he hunt illegal and just tortures animals an thats not cool. I also heard that Courtney Luv gave him a bj when she was 12. that is sick an i think nugent is just an asswhole like this Troy guy
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11 years ago
also this prolly isnt a problem for u but I learned last nite that u should not jack it when u eat twizler peel n eat. My dick got all sticky an that was pretty sick. Dont do that
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11 years ago
i have no idea what ur talking about sharkhunter. This post had no popcorn and ive never read any posts by Juice, unless he rly is pootie. But it looks like Pootie is gone now
Maybe you can explain if it is funny
Ps sharkhunter do u dive?? I like sharks a lotbut i dont rly like hunting cause they are cool animals an I dont wanna kill them
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11 years ago
This is rly cool. They should have scuba strippers. I snorkeld a lot on vacation when my family took me. Like to learn scuba. Id be in heaven if I could smehow eat candy while i watch the scuba stripers.
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11 years ago
and the bj didnt cost me anything. well excpt for the ice cream and weed. But I like ice cream and weed. now im gonna smoke a little more weed andeat somme twizler peal an eats and the watch a porno. Not as fun as ice cram abd dick sucking but still good
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11 years ago
i dont understand this at all but i think ur trying to defend me zip. you dont have to cause i just try to be a nice guy. if some ppl are h8er that is there problem. but ur a nice guy
no h8
an the best things are strippers and porno an candy
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11 years ago
dont be a h8er alucard. you seem like a nice guy. Im sure pootie knows english but is just playing with the poottie speak. maybe if were nice to him he will stop the pootie speak
hi pootie. lets all just talk and joke about strippers and porno. Ill also joke about candy cause i really like candy. after i finish homework im gonna reward myself by drinkin pepsi thru a twizler. you bite the ends to make a straw and the pepsi tastes extra sugar. after that ill watch a porno
no h8
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11 years ago
shadowcat your cool so ill try to type better. i just slip and type like text. plus i shoul slow down an try to write better sentences. but im not trying to piss ppl off
pootie is just talking like the movie pootie tang. i dont really understand pootie speak so I dont know what hes saying at all. it may not even mean anything