Posts by DoctorPhil

so everyone be sure to congratulate mr. san_jose_autobukkake_guy https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Autobukkake “The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie.: constructed in your parent's basement).”

do tell

title says it all

“--> "Other researchers disagree that prostitutes serve as a balm for the woes of essentially normal men. Sociologist Julia O'Connell Davidson of the University of Nottingham in England characterizes johns as necrophiliacs who commit their acts on socially “dead” women.…

“…then I would be happy to put a bullet through your forehead.” https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40849#comment487173 ban this fucking psycho nut job

since JohnSmith69 has decided to take a day or two off from being the source of hours of laughter, i thought we might discuss something he said in his last post: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39373#comment464110 “Gawker, I have always felt that you are the only…

about 2 hours ago there was an 8.3 earthquake in Illapel, Coquimbo Chile (near Valparaiso). since then there have been aftershocks of 6.3, 6.1, 6.2, 6.4, 5.7, 5.3, and 5.2 all at a depth of only 10 kms. tsunami…

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for: his incessant bed wetting his bizarre Freudian mommy issues his inability to achieve an erection and have sex with a grown woman his obsession with AMPs where…

he hasn't posted since 10 July and hasn't logged in this month. i was kinda hoping he went to Sturgis. anyone know his whereabouts?

many posters on this board have felt the sting of a failed marriage but none more so than san_jose_guy. as you probably know he saved his allowance for a number of years to purchase a mail order bride.…

i told you your six months in the joint would be easy time https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35382 and oh how time flies. why it almost seems as if you never left

ever wonder about the real life identity of the hippy-dippy, soap-dodging, America-hating, dick-sucking, pinko-fag, dumbass progressive george soros nazi socialist follower, zipman68 (aka @slauxpas, aka @theprophetjuice, aka @4got2wipe)? and what about his obsession with his own anus and what comes…