More fun tonight at the ballgame

I returned to Tom’s River after attending a minor league baseball game in Lakewood. Bottom line - I had a better time at the ballgame.

The logistics: The place is a very non-descript building set back a bit from a street that is at times fairly busy but not at 10 pm. Parking and entrance are in the back so you probably won’t be seen going in. Sign on the door says “No cell phones.” Walk in to a dark room about half filled with a two-pole stage and a bar at the far end. A staff member will likely appear out of nowhere, ask for $25 and hand you a bottle of water.

Dancers will dance on stage, either one or two at a time. They will quickly get topless and then bottomless as soon as they see someone watching them. There are chairs around the stage for up close viewing and tipping, and more chairs around the room for long-distance viewing.