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Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Wednesday Afternoon

I hadn’t been here in quite a while but I was in the area and stopped in. The club is on Columbus Boulevard. It’s right on the point where a side street (Swanson, if I…

4 days ago

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, TX

What the…?

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

On a recent trip to Houston I had a bit of free time and I decided to stop here. Quite a few years ago I had visited several times a year, but since I no…

5 mos ago1

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Another good visit to Playhouse

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Playhouse Lounge is located on Route 130 just outside Burlington, which is a moderately busy four-lane road. I’d advise caution when entering or leaving the parking lot because the southbound traffic sometimes moves at a…

5 mos ago4

Spa Duplexx (FKK Sauna Club)

Geneva, CH

A disappointing FKK? Yes, it happened

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

While in Geneva I discovered this FKK club within a block of my hotel, so I did what all TUSCLers would expect me to do. I checked it out. And I was disappointed. I seem to…

10 mos ago

Felina Genève

Geneva, CH

Good time in Geneva, Switzerland

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I'm happy to post the first review for Felina Geneve. This club is a legal brothel in Geneva, Switzerland, a place I have never heard mentioned as a destination for TUSCL members. Based on my…

10 mos ago4

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Better than Risque

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

After my disappointing stop at Club Risqué in Bristol earlier this week I decided to return to more of a sure thing in South Philly, Cheerleaders. And, a sure thing it was. I discussed the physical…

11 mos ago

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Not what it was

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This used to be one of my favorite places. What happened? Thursday afternoon at about 3:00. There was no cover and a bottle of water was $5. The place is on a fairly busy road, but…

11 mos ago3

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

A return to the club scene

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Returning to the strip club scene after a several months hiatus. Cheerleaders is a more or less upscale club, one of the nicest in Philly and at this time probably the most popular. It’s located just…

12 mos ago4

Scores Tampa

Tampa, FL

If nothing else go for the food and to look at some top-notch female forms

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After a less than satisfactory visit to Oz in Clearwater I drove over to Scores in Tampa. I had not been there in quite a few years, and what I remembered most was the food.…

1 yr ago1

Vixens

Fort Myers, FL

Eh, whatever…

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

While vacationing in Florida I’ve taken the opportunity to explore some of the clubs, several on the east coast and now one on the west. This one was very different in my experience. Vixens is located…

1 yr ago

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

First time at GGR

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I rarely get to central Jersey but I was there on this day after finishing other business a bit early. The club is located on a street corner, and due to a traffic crash the…

1 yr ago5

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Another Visit to the Playhouse

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

A Thursday late afternoon, about 5:00 pm, visit. The usual cost applied, I.e., $10 got me in the door plus two Cokes. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot implying few patrons, and that…

1 yr ago1

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, PA

Ok Dive bar/Strip club

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

At the recommendation of one of TUSCL’s favorite female contributors I made a stop at this “strip club.” Like the most recent reviewer said, this really is a local dive bar with strippers. I was…

1 yr ago

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

But day and time.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

The recent review by @StripClubExpert had encouraged me to try this club at some point. On this Tuesday afternoon I was heading south on I-295 and decided to check it out for myself. The club…

1 yr ago2

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, PA

First time visit

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Creekside Cabaret is located about a half mile off of Route 309, a major north-south road northwest of Philly. You turn off 309 onto Advance Lane and proceed back a street that has no residences…

2 yrs ago2

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Return to the Den

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I had been at Delilah’s Den in Tom’s River about a month ago after attending a nearby MiLB game and had a forgettable experience. The game was good but the club was not. This week…

2 yrs ago4

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

More fun tonight at the ballgame

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I returned to Tom’s River after attending a minor league baseball game in Lakewood. Bottom line - I had a better time at the ballgame. The logistics: The place is a very non-descript building set back…

2 yrs ago

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Fun time in Toms River

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Delilah’s Den is located on a fairly busy road in a pretty nondescript area. Lots of small businesses and a big Wawa but not very crowded. The road just looks to be a pass-through for…

2 yrs ago

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Not a bad club

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I’ve been to Club Risqué quite a few times, and today’s visit was typical. I arrived just before 7:00 pm so there was no cover. The total population in the club was quite sparse with…

2 yrs ago

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

Good and bad

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I’ve lived in the Philly area off and on for a number of years but never visited Delilah’s, mostly because of its location in Center City. On this occasion I was driving up I-95 and…

2 yrs ago7

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Finally met the famous Devon

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon when the lineup was supposed to include Devon. So many people on here give her very high marks that I made the trip to see if she is…

2 yrs ago2

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Nice Sunday Afternoon Talent

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Cheerleaders is on Front Street and easily accessible from I-95 and the Schuylkill Expressway. Recent upgrades to the club include the parking lot which was resurfaced. On this afternoon there was no cover charge and the…

2 yrs ago

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Changing for the better

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I recall seeing a number of reviews of Oasis over the past year or so which implied that this club was going downhill fast. And a visit I made about four months ago more or…

2 yrs ago11

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, PA

First visit to a club in NEPA

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I had a trip to Wilkes-Barre with a Saturday night stayover so I decided to see what strip clubs in northeast PA are like. Dream Girls was very close to my hotel so that’s where…

2 yrs ago

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Not as good as expected (or hoped for)

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I regularly attend this club in the afternoon and usually have a good time. Most of the afternoon dancers are average or slightly better in looks. I thought I’d give it a try on a…

3 yrs ago