tuscl

Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 4)

  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Strips clubs in places you would never ever, ever fucking go to
    Urban underground clubs I take a pass. Otherwise I don't worry too much as long as there is safe parking. But I hear there is a strip club called Chicago in Bakhmut Donbas region in Ukraine. Hard pass right now.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Times you've turned down good pussy
    A couple years ago I took my SB to Vegas for her birthday and meet up with her close GF who ended up staying in our room in a spare bed. I had to promise beforehand I would not have any kind of sex with her friend while planning trip. We all had a great time one night and we're pretty lit. SB zonked out in the bed. Her very hot gf was still up and wanted me pretty bad. She literally was grabbing my junk and ready to go and I had one of those angel and devil conversations in my head. Stupid angel won out and I turned in only to listen to her playing with her self in her bed and finishing off. Well shit... She ended up hearing me using that sexual frustration out in the early am on my sb. We were trying to be quiet but oh well. My sb and I ended it after a couple of months later after being a thing for a couple years during the pandemic. Regrets? Maybe but it was still fun trip.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    BubbleYum
    Blow me. 😙 Pronouns: hoe/heaux
    It's official: PHC Detroit Reopening!
    Oh shit. While I suck at writing reviews I vow I will get there for a legit review soon. Lets go baby!
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Locals flock to Ukrainian strip clubs as they shun horrors of Putin's invasion
    Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Trump Question
    Ummm...how is this divisive since its simply law. You are a fucktard
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Trump Question
    Trumpie loves you ❤️
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Trump Question
    Binary total fail losers see 2 sides to any outcome.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Trump Question
    ....blah blah blah
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Trump Question
    Trump line blah blah blah...triggerd haters blah blah blah. Trumpie sells $$$ which willing chumps ship it. The guy has hustle and doesn't care how he gets it and is totally amoral. Soo...yea he says he is going to run to ship $$$. This is his last hurrah
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    LinzeeDet
    Pussy tighter than a LA parking spot
    Hey guys!
    Props Linzee. Dont miss the opportunity to see her. She is a sweetheart
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Death at Shotgun Willie’s Delays Trials About Death at Shotgun Willie’s
    "Willie's shotgun needs a new choke" ...is that better?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Flight Club..... GPS warning
    Bitter grapes 🍇
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Funny m sitcoms that wouldn’t be made today?
    Lol odd question since it seems like anything goes now. But I dunno...Jackie Gleason promting domestic violence or Three Stooges with frequent racial stereotypes.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Tetradon
    I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
    Pregnant Hooters Girl Rakes in Tips
    Hooter is now opening up a subsidiary called Preggerz
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    High school golf team cancels practice due to strippers on the course
    Lavrov will most ikely be "retired" soon due to a changing of the guard Scrub. Russia will be looking for an ambassador with your tact and subtle diplomatic skill. Things are looking up!
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Would these tricks work on you to tip more?
    Pigtails are easy to grab doggy
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    High school golf team cancels practice due to strippers on the course
    Scrub what a loser comment. I'm very disappointed in your troll for troll sake
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Dogs
    Dogs have a high tolerance for being treated poorly and still being loyal to their abusers.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Scared Straight: Strip Club Edition
    Ummm...no. He should wait for his balls to drop before clubbing.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Why do yall have the nerve to get mad that women get pregnant and have babies?
    I got that fixed so this ain't a thang for this guy. Sheath that blade baby
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Hurricane Relief
    If you are on the coast you must accept the destructive variance of extreme weather. That's why insurance companies charge so much there and if you can't afford it you live in the wrong place. It's not the climate is getting any more stable. Accept the risk or leave.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Way OT
    B. Trail rides a number of times. Rode my buddy's Percheron (a huge draft horse) when it bolted from a big bug that bit her ass. I hung on for dear life until she eventually calmed down and stopped running at full speed. Glad I didn't die lol. My present SB does show jumping and I have ridden her horse before (not over jumps...nope). I like horses but they are spooky animals.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Russian Nord Stream gas pipelines damaged or sabotaged
    100 % sabotage. All three lines blown up under 60-80m of water in two separate explosions (pro job). Norway publicly is beefing up security on its oil rigs and infrastructure. I'm sure Sweden, Finland. Poland etc. are going into defence mode. Probably Russia but who knows. This could be considered an act of war but by who on who?!?!
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Happy Stanislov Petrov Day....
    He is the first level of decision making. Launching a counterstrike is not at this lowest officer level in any nation. He simply passes it up the ne next level which he prudently did not do based on what he knew about the technology at his command and the information he had. He di his job
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Happy Stanislov Petrov Day....
    What a hero. He gets false alarms on a regular basis and does nothing this time because it's during a time of heightened tensions. Shit technology creating no confidence = hero