Times you've turned down good pussy

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Muddy
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You ever had opportunities you've turned down for something else? You know recently I was invited by a Florida State University sorority to be the lone male in a group orgie. What they didn't know is that I had a meet up in Brooklyn with Rick Dugan and Cashman to strut to the discotheque in step, in unison, in matching white suits. And I really let the sorority have it over the phone over the invitation, really lost it, told them never to call again, yelled at the top of lungs, threatened them Liam Nielson style, treated them as if they were some cold caller. I even felt a little bad afterwards they were nice enough to think of me, but at the end of the day, priorities are priorities and some things come first in life.

Know that now and forever that I can shake my ass with best of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LeujZN…

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Warrior15
2 years ago
Ummmmmm..... OK. You had a choice. Option 1 was go to a FSU sorority house as the lone male in an orgy. Option 2 was to go to a disco and do a group dance with Dugan and Cash.

Well, Mud. I haven't seen photos of the coeds. But I'm kinda thinking I would have taken the sorority. But that's me. I can't dance that well. I would like to meet Dugan and Cash in person. But not at the expense of an orgy.
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twentyfive
2 years ago
That's it Muddy, I have instructed all man compliance officers to arrest you on sight, and revoke your man card, that was the final straw.
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shailynn
2 years ago
When I was younger I turned it down all the time. Mostly because it would get me in trouble. It was the typical college conundrum. You’re single, no girls look your way. You’re dating someone and every hot single girl starts calling you.

As I get older I’ve turned down several married MILFs because they were too close to my personal life. Now meeting one in a hotel 4 states away from home is a different story.
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ATACdawg
2 years ago
I'm going against the flow here. I mean, shoot, Muddy would have ended up as a dried up, emptied out, desiccated corpse if he had tried to take on the whole sorority solo. Some things are just too inhumane to ask of a guy.

Besides, TUSCL would lose half of its reviews if Muddy croaked!
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captainfun
2 years ago
Not so much recently but over time I’ve had a few girls that were offering themselves to me and I didn’t partake because I didn’t find them super attractive. I’d take a do over on all of those situations now.
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Warrior15
2 years ago
Reasons to turn down pussy :


1 - She's asking too much.
2- She's ugly.
3- She says she has a rash.
4 - You're not sure she is 18 yet.

Notice that doing a group dance with other guys is not in the List.

Anyone want to add to the list ?
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rickdugan
2 years ago
Answering this question on a semi-serious note (silly me)...

Several times, though not because I had muddy's homoerotic fantasies to keep me otherwise occupied. In pretty much every case it was because I didn't want whatever strings would come with it.

As I learned through countless adventures in my dating years, there's no such thing as NSA pussy. Obviously that's no universally true, but IME it almost always comes with complications, especially if the sex is good. After more than a few emotional breakdown episodes and even one stalker, I got much more careful about choosing my sexual partners, steering clear of psychos and other hyper-emotional girls as best I could.

The one time I forgot this lesson during my married years it turned into a shit show. At first it was great and once she even included a friend, but before long she was complaining about lonely holidays and telling me she wanted to have my baby (she already had 2). I was married with one child and another on the way and had always been upfront with her about what it was, but she heard what she wanted to. That was my cue to disengage and it was a nightmare. That was the first and last time I ever fucked a civilian girl during my married years and along the way I've turned down a few opportunities - not worth it.
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Studme53
2 years ago
Ha ha - good stuff.
I can’t really think of too many times I turned down eager beaver. A buddy of mine said I never really learned to work for it because it always just seemed to fall in my lap.
He’s right - I never had “game” and hate small talk, but I always put my self in the right place and situation. This fictional FSU sorority orgy would fit neatly in that category.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
2 years ago
On a couple of occasions I walked away from offers from dancers where the combination of drama and crazy had grown too great/risky.

In another instance, a strong CF offered me one last high-spirited romp before she moved away. The only time she had was on the same day as a funeral I had to attend. I wished her well in her new far-away home and went to the funeral.
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Tetradon
2 years ago
@studme, that's how it works. Most one-night stands I've had have involved being around the right horny chick and only a tiny bit of game. One just said she caught the vibe that I'd be a great fuck.

Earlier in life, my dumb ass had hot, horny women bumping me in the gills and didn't recognize it, or know how to make the move. Oh well, we live and learn.
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Cashman1234
2 years ago
I once turned down good pussy. It was a cold dark night in the swamps of the NJ Meadowlands…

Lol! I’ve never turned down good pussy! I can’t remember ever turning down bad pussy either!

If it stinks like a meal from Long John Silvers that’s been left out in the sun on a hot day - it wouldn’t deter me!

I remember eating a filthy whore’s pussy one night (at the Marriott in Times Square) and thinking I should move my trousers off the bed - as I didn’t want her to rub her ass on them and get skid marks on my suit trousers. But it didn’t stop me from eating that pussy or fucking it.
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drewcareypnw
2 years ago
In my 20s and 30s I turned down pussy many times for what now seem like frivolous or ill advised reasons. I occasionally review these scenarios in my mind and consider my errors and what could have been.

More recently I have many less offers but also don’t want to fuck civvies in my age group because they are old, complicated, and part of my social circle which spells trouble in the rumor mill department.

I think I am less horny as well these days. I was recently at a party with my social group and I realized that I had fucked most of the women in the room at some point, and had come close with a few more. I thought no way I’d do that now.

Enter the extras friendly strippers of seattle: available on demand, not in my social circle, affordable, keep their needs to themselves, and conveniently located. Chef’s kiss! Mwahhh!
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RTP
2 years ago
I got an engineering degree in college and my first job was in a big manufacturing plant. The superintendent for the area I worked was one tough, gruff old guy. I never really thought I had a connection, but he treated me like everyone else. I decided to go back to grad school and told him. He looks at me and says in my office.

I get there and he says I have 4 words for you, never pass up pussy. I kind of looked at him and he told me when he was younger he was picky and often passed up an opportunity. Told me how much he regretted it and how envious of me he was. He did not mention my career or anything else. He was totally focused on all the opportunity I would have back in grad school on a college campus. |

Those were words to live by and he was right. Graduate school was fun and I took advantage.
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drewcareypnw
2 years ago
^That super was a wise, and good man. Love that story.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Sex is every where. I want more Than just pussy
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rickmacrodong
2 years ago
Of course icee, you want a girl where you can pay for her college expenses and her parents housing expenses lulz 🐵
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blahblahblah23
2 years ago
^no u don't, don't lie to urself
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
If I'm with a girl qnd I can afford it why not. I'm not cheap qnd I'm not broke. When you do for others you get good karma in return.

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nicespice
2 years ago
One time a really fluffy cat was trying to rub up on me and wanted me to pet her, but she was being mean and antagonistic to my dog and hissing at him, and I was forced to take sides and walk away from her. 🥺
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Champphilly
2 years ago
Shit is saying he is not cheap. Worse than that.
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drewcareypnw
2 years ago
^I don’t like cats.
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georgmicrodong
2 years ago
Hefner once invited me to the Playboy mansion for a threesome with Sara Jean Underwood and Kendra Wilkinson. Unfortunately, I was scheduled to clean the cat box at the time, so I didn't go. I often wonder if I should have just let the cat shit pile up for an hour or two...
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rickmacrodong
2 years ago
You could help many hungry starving sick people instead of paying some chicks parents living expenses and her college expenses
But you dont really want to help people, youll “help” your girlfriend cause its p4p! Its p4p!
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blahblahblah23
2 years ago
Hahaha, I wish my cat didn't fear literally all dogs
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shailynn
2 years ago
^ blahblahblah - now there’s some one I’d have to turn down if ever offered because I don’t want to be stabbed to death after sex.
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JamesSD
2 years ago
Like Shailynn I've turned down married MILFs because they either were too close to home or I smelled she was looking for an exit plan (and not just random no strings dick and validation).
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JamesSD
2 years ago
I'll also admit in college I had a girlfriend who had the most epic, perfect, natural DD tits and sucked dick really well, but was kind of a trash girlfriend otherwise and I turned down other opportunities because I was taken. I definitely regret staying with her amazing tits for so long and also miss them.
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blahblahblah23
2 years ago
lol!
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
Define "good". Nothing but dreary, hooking up with somebody who's more lonely than horny. And then there's the Love Under The Dashboard Lights scenario. Escorts are better than either of these.
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Uprightcitizen
2 years ago
A couple years ago I took my SB to Vegas for her birthday and meet up with her close GF who ended up staying in our room in a spare bed. I had to promise beforehand I would not have any kind of sex with her friend while planning trip. We all had a great time one night and we're pretty lit. SB zonked out in the bed. Her very hot gf was still up and wanted me pretty bad. She literally was grabbing my junk and ready to go and I had one of those angel and devil conversations in my head. Stupid angel won out and I turned in only to listen to her playing with her self in her bed and finishing off. Well shit...

She ended up hearing me using that sexual frustration out in the early am on my sb. We were trying to be quiet but oh well.

My sb and I ended it after a couple of months later after being a thing for a couple years during the pandemic. Regrets? Maybe but it was still fun trip.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
My neighbor's cat liked to hang out at my house. He was cute in his jerky way. I think I got more repeat OTC cause they didn't want to miss out on the good pussy. He was a black cat. I asked a black stripper if I should call him an AA cat. She seemed indecisive as to whether she should laugh or punch me.
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48-Cowboy
2 years ago
All the time muddy. Those bitches be beating down my door like crazy bro
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