Times you've turned down good pussy
Muddy
USA
You ever had opportunities you've turned down for something else? You know recently I was invited by a Florida State University sorority to be the lone male in a group orgie. What they didn't know is that I had a meet up in Brooklyn with Rick Dugan and Cashman to strut to the discotheque in step, in unison, in matching white suits. And I really let the sorority have it over the phone over the invitation, really lost it, told them never to call again, yelled at the top of lungs, threatened them Liam Nielson style, treated them as if they were some cold caller. I even felt a little bad afterwards they were nice enough to think of me, but at the end of the day, priorities are priorities and some things come first in life.
Know that now and forever that I can shake my ass with best of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LeujZN…
Know that now and forever that I can shake my ass with best of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LeujZN…
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Well, Mud. I haven't seen photos of the coeds. But I'm kinda thinking I would have taken the sorority. But that's me. I can't dance that well. I would like to meet Dugan and Cash in person. But not at the expense of an orgy.
As I get older I’ve turned down several married MILFs because they were too close to my personal life. Now meeting one in a hotel 4 states away from home is a different story.
Besides, TUSCL would lose half of its reviews if Muddy croaked!
1 - She's asking too much.
2- She's ugly.
3- She says she has a rash.
4 - You're not sure she is 18 yet.
Notice that doing a group dance with other guys is not in the List.
Anyone want to add to the list ?
Several times, though not because I had muddy's homoerotic fantasies to keep me otherwise occupied. In pretty much every case it was because I didn't want whatever strings would come with it.
As I learned through countless adventures in my dating years, there's no such thing as NSA pussy. Obviously that's no universally true, but IME it almost always comes with complications, especially if the sex is good. After more than a few emotional breakdown episodes and even one stalker, I got much more careful about choosing my sexual partners, steering clear of psychos and other hyper-emotional girls as best I could.
The one time I forgot this lesson during my married years it turned into a shit show. At first it was great and once she even included a friend, but before long she was complaining about lonely holidays and telling me she wanted to have my baby (she already had 2). I was married with one child and another on the way and had always been upfront with her about what it was, but she heard what she wanted to. That was my cue to disengage and it was a nightmare. That was the first and last time I ever fucked a civilian girl during my married years and along the way I've turned down a few opportunities - not worth it.
I can’t really think of too many times I turned down eager beaver. A buddy of mine said I never really learned to work for it because it always just seemed to fall in my lap.
He’s right - I never had “game” and hate small talk, but I always put my self in the right place and situation. This fictional FSU sorority orgy would fit neatly in that category.
In another instance, a strong CF offered me one last high-spirited romp before she moved away. The only time she had was on the same day as a funeral I had to attend. I wished her well in her new far-away home and went to the funeral.
Earlier in life, my dumb ass had hot, horny women bumping me in the gills and didn't recognize it, or know how to make the move. Oh well, we live and learn.
Lol! I’ve never turned down good pussy! I can’t remember ever turning down bad pussy either!
If it stinks like a meal from Long John Silvers that’s been left out in the sun on a hot day - it wouldn’t deter me!
I remember eating a filthy whore’s pussy one night (at the Marriott in Times Square) and thinking I should move my trousers off the bed - as I didn’t want her to rub her ass on them and get skid marks on my suit trousers. But it didn’t stop me from eating that pussy or fucking it.
More recently I have many less offers but also don’t want to fuck civvies in my age group because they are old, complicated, and part of my social circle which spells trouble in the rumor mill department.
I think I am less horny as well these days. I was recently at a party with my social group and I realized that I had fucked most of the women in the room at some point, and had come close with a few more. I thought no way I’d do that now.
Enter the extras friendly strippers of seattle: available on demand, not in my social circle, affordable, keep their needs to themselves, and conveniently located. Chef’s kiss! Mwahhh!
I get there and he says I have 4 words for you, never pass up pussy. I kind of looked at him and he told me when he was younger he was picky and often passed up an opportunity. Told me how much he regretted it and how envious of me he was. He did not mention my career or anything else. He was totally focused on all the opportunity I would have back in grad school on a college campus. |
Those were words to live by and he was right. Graduate school was fun and I took advantage.
But you dont really want to help people, youll “help” your girlfriend cause its p4p! Its p4p!
She ended up hearing me using that sexual frustration out in the early am on my sb. We were trying to be quiet but oh well.
My sb and I ended it after a couple of months later after being a thing for a couple years during the pandemic. Regrets? Maybe but it was still fun trip.