Posts by SlickSpic

It is a beautiful, late fall afternoon. Just got home from a pleasant, mountain drive. When I got home, I had this e-mail. http://hktijuana.com/emails/vip-limo/index.html Now, I've done the Vegas limo rides to the strip club but this is…

...the girl you fell asleep with had eyebrows but when you awoke, they somehow mysteriously disappeared? What happened to your eyebrows, girl? Don't you just hate it when...

Good evening and morning to some. For those of us who have or have had OTC relationships with dancers, when do you think it's best to end your relationship? All good things must come to and…

Good morning people. I hope that you're all ready for another episode of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will be looking at some comedians out there in HA HA Land. You're three lovely contestants are- Whitney Cummings http://photos.posh24.com/p/1543746/z/kristin_cavallari/whitney_cummings.jpg Amy Schumer http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Amy_Schumer_by_Mario_Santor.jpg Natasha Leggero http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/57937/891925/Natasha_Leggero_177r.jpg Let the…

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/02/us/hawaii-fatal-shark-attack/ This the 13th shark attack in Hawaii this year. People, something needs to be done. I don't know about y'all, but there is only one solution to the scourge of shark attacks...BAN ALL SHARKS!

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up for another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will be playing the Hollywood Train wreck Edition. Our three lovely contestants are none other than- 1. Lindsay Lohan 2. Amanda Bynes 3. Miley Cyrus Let…

After reading Bullwinkle's post about fair tipping, I got to thinking about Holiday Tipping. There's the mailman,the barber, no gardner(I do that shit myself), the sanitation workers, and what have you. Do any of y'all tip your favorite…

There are lots of great and quality posters on TUSCL. But I feel that there are certain members who don't get their just due. My nomination for the Best TUSCL Member Who Goes Under The Radar is for…

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/breaking-news-three-people-killed-after-stadium-set-to-host-brazil-world-cup-2014-opener-partially-collapses-8967537.html Read it and weep. 3 dead because of soccer. Oops, I mean Futbol. The humanity of it all. I guess that there's only one thing left to say...GOOOOOOOOOOL!

http://www.foxnewsgirls.com/ Check out this link and tell me which FOX News girl that you'd want to get a lap dance from. Me, I'd take Maria Molina, followed by Kimberly Guilfoyle, even though she was married to Gruesome Newsome.

I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked…

Good Monday Morning to all. While I was watching the morning news, eating hot wings, and looking at TUSCL, I noticed something amiss. We have members who are active on the discussion board from all over America and…