Ladies and gentlemen, step right up for another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will be playing the Hollywood Train wreck Edition. Our three lovely contestants are none other than-
That's a tough one. All three were attractive at one time but have ruined their bodies. Fuck Bynes, because psychos can be hot (a gamble). Marry Cyrus, she has the most money and earning potential. That leaves kill Lohan.
I'm a bit partial to Amanda Bynes, only because a fave of mine had that as her stage name for a while. She took it because friends of her said she looked like Amanda. And, definitely to f___.
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Bynes-kill
Cyrus-marry (no prenup I want half that shit)
Marry Miley
Kill Bynes
I'd have a three way with Lohan and Bynes.
As for marriage, The Kid stays single.