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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Mexicans don't like the "Ice Treatment". Those beaners just don't understand English.
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10 years ago
Aaarrrggghhh, matey's, the day is here. Tis time to annoy all the land lubbers and cock blockers that try and ruin our dastardly days in Tortuga.
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10 years ago
Mine sucked, I admit it. I really didn't have a feel for the site or how I should write my reviews. Since then, mucho improvement.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I'd give up strip clubs if Tom Brady was lynched, quartered, and hung by an angry mob of Raiders fans.
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10 years ago
Arrgh, Shadow. Me's also known a Spicoli.
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10 years ago
Argh. You scallywags are shivering me timbers with your rollicking sense of humor.
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10 years ago
@Ranukam-In the words of a 1991 Jaimie Foxx-"I'm looking for a nice girl with ho-like qualities."
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10 years ago
Tao Of Pooh. Te Of Piglet. Read em. Don't forget to have a side of honee to go along with some Cottlestone Pie.
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10 years ago
Pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel sticking out of his fly with a parrot clutching the steering wheel.
The bartender says, "Hey pirate. You know that you got a parrot on top of a steering wheel, sticking out of your fly?"
Pirate replys, "Aaargh, he's driving me nuts."
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10 years ago
Isn't it funny that you can fuck a bitch up the ass but you can't fuck an ass up the bitch? I know there's a Winnie The Pooh connection there. Do you?
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10 years ago
Fuck that bitch up the ass.
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10 years ago
#elcheapo
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10 years ago
@Clubber-You've been reading Socrates again, haven't you? Careful with corrupting the youth.
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10 years ago
You tell em Steve.
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10 years ago
Kid Capri? What is this, 1996 Def Comedy Jam?
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10 years ago
Shits and giggles, that's what he's up to. Probably with Michael Samm, too.
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10 years ago
True that Shadow, but at least they're B-9.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Roofies are groupies for Roofers. Yes Jerikson, even Roofers have groupies.
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10 years ago
LDK!LDK!LDK!
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10 years ago
Holler at me if you're ever in Teotihuacan.
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10 years ago
@Jack-Haha. Classic.
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10 years ago
I saw Dice in Vegas 2 years ago. He's doing fine. He also was on the last season of Entourage.
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10 years ago
One time I was so stoned, I was looking for my joint. I looked everywhere but couldn't find it. Then I realized that my joint was behind my ear. And another one behind my other ear. And a roach hanging from my lip.
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10 years ago
I don't know Juice...sumo wrestlers have sausage fingers but soba noodles down below.
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10 years ago
Watch out for Aravas. He might stick your chick up in pt. 3.