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11 years ago
Total agreement.
Meant to say sad, not said.
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11 years ago
@Clubber-If you're as Southern as it gets, does that mean that you're also Argentino? We gauchos are very Southern.
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11 years ago
The said thing is....not with her but with another...it will happen again. I guess that my string of good luck OTC adventures had to come to an end some time. This is the life we lead, dealing with strippers.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Throw your UGGS on.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@Lopaw-You'll sure dig the ladies up North. They were flannel. And drive Jeeps.
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11 years ago
@Lopaw-You know what Big Snoop would have to say about that?
You can't spell the West without the E-S.
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11 years ago
Yup. It disappears into the sweet, sweet sushi.
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11 years ago
Hey, hey
It's Magic Slick
Bitches love the Spic
And his Magic Dick
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11 years ago
Just call me Magic Slick.
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11 years ago
No. But I dressed up as a stripper and fucked a wolf. Does that count for something?
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11 years ago
"Yes, yes y'all
Yes y'all
Who's got the vibe for the tribe y'all
Tribe y'all"
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11 years ago
@Moto-Silkypanta? Is that what Silky tells the ladies his name is when he goes down to TJ?
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11 years ago
Jesus, Joseph, Elvis, and Mary! I love this chick's writing
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11 years ago
Not necessarily what she said but how she said it. This one stripper was doing her best to chat me up. Only problem was she had just been to the dentist and her mouth was numb from Novicaine(and dentist dick). Anyways, her speech was slurred and garbled, she drooled some, and eventually some gauze slipped out if her mouth and onto the table. She was embarrassed but I rolled with it.
Even through a mouth full of pain, she soldiered on and proceeded to give me one hell of a 3-4-1.
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11 years ago
Try going to school with Nuns.
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11 years ago
Silk is smooth yet stronger than steel. I prefer Black Widow Spider Silk. It makes me feel dastardly knowing that some poor, unexpecting stripper is going to be trapped in my web.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
There's a Mexican girl named pronounced Sochi but spelled Xochitl. Sometimes it gets the long spelling of Xochitlmilco. I think it's Aztec for light skinned hoe with a big butt. Every Xochitl I grew up with was light skinned with a big butt.
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11 years ago
Yeah but Big Game is James Worthy's nickname.
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11 years ago
My ATF loves te county fair. Her favorite ride is The Zipper.
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11 years ago
Just don't buy condoms at the 99¢ Only Store.
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11 years ago
What happens when they become one?
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Forget the Olympics. Do they still brew Olympia beer?
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11 years ago
Out in Central California, we got a lot of them Okies from the Dust Bowl. I heard it growing up and I use it on a daily basis.
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11 years ago
Wish it were Sunday. Cause that's my fun day.
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11 years ago
I prefer chain mail.