discussion comment
4 years ago
While not really a great song, Bloodhound Gang's "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" has some interesting lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw
...
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance.
...
discussion comment
4 years ago
![]()
loganshardLogans Hard in NYC. Dreaming of Spinners Since, Well, Forever
As far as I know, all Colorado clubs are closed as of now. On December 18 Governor Polis will decide if he is going to continue the Red Level restrictions.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Idiocracy
Serenity
Blue Velvet
Unforgiven
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
CB4
This is Spinal Tap
Waiting for Guffman
The Big Sleep
Murder By Death
discussion comment
4 years ago
Joan Jett released some good covers:
Do You Want to Touch Me (Gary Glitter originally released it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSqp-W1pWoU
I Love Rock and Roll (The Arrows originally released it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMsazR6Tnf8
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (AC/DC originally released it, some may disagree but if nothing else she looks way better singing it than Bon Scott)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sky1tt8vLA
review comment
4 years ago
How long was the room for, half an hour?
discussion comment
4 years ago
In no particular order:
The Andy Griffith Show
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Taxi
Barney Miller
review comment
4 years ago
@nicespice - I did not. I haven't done coke in over 30 years, but if you think it would get me more attention I'm willing to start again. Should I ask each dancer individually, or just shout the question as soon as I walk in to save time?
review comment
4 years ago
@jimmiedean - I don't think I look like a cop, but apparently I do. I wasn't asking for extras or OTC, just the normal 'What's your name' and 'How long have you worked here' small talk. I didn't know there were a lot of almost 60 y.o. undercovers, but I guess it's one of the better assignments so the most senior would demand those cases?
discussion comment
4 years ago
Thanks Tr6guy, I was wondering why the other clubs remained closed so long, the 25' rule would explain it.
discussion comment
4 years ago
That must be it, I can't think of any other reason why VCG would allow 3 of their 5 clubs in this area to remain closed, Centerfolds and Show Club have been closed for almost 3 weeks.
discussion comment
4 years ago
That's a good point Salty. I schedule around 2 in the afternoon to avoid traffic, and the clubs are pretty slow at that time. She always finds me soon after I come in, and does spend a lot of time with me, it definitely is a win/win.
review comment
4 years ago
I should have said they also have you sign a form agreeing (I think) not to sue if you get COVID. I didn't read it, it was 2 pages long, so just signed it with a three big x's, the doorman either didn't notice or didn't care if he did see it.
review comment
4 years ago
BabyDoc - They were scanning them pre-COVID. Shotguns, Platinum 84, PTs Centerfold, and Mile High Men's Club all scanned my ID pre-COVID. I'm not sure if the other clubs in the Denver area scan them or not.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Going back to the '80s, I would say Vicki Peterson from The Bangles.
Going back to the '70s, Lita Ford and Joan Jett from the Runaways and then their solo careers in the '80s.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I was at an Acura dealer getting warranty work done, got there at 7 AM on a Saturday. The only other customer in the waiting room was an about 30 year old, attractive woman who removed all the magazines from one of the tables and was sorting out a big pile of bills into stacks of $1s and $20s on it.
I didn't talk to her as she was pretty focused on what she was doing, but I couldn't come up with any other reason for her having that many unorganized bills that early on a Saturday morning unless she was a stripper.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Rush - All three have been considered masters of their instruments for the last 40+ years, amazing lyrics and incredible music, their only weakness was Geddy's vocals on some of the songs.
Honorable mention: 10cc; Yes; Alan Parsons Project; Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
discussion comment
5 years ago
If you guys are South Park fans and have seen the season 7 #11 episode about Casa Bonita you might want to eat there. The food is kind of bland for a Mexican restaurant, okay really bland, but it's definitely a Denver unique atmosphere. The sopapillas are really good though.
Another Denver unique restaurant is The Fort. Very good food and atmosphere, but expensive. If you've never had bison or elk, both are good here.
If you like to gamble, BlackHawk and Central City are a little over an hours drive from Denver. Stop at Golden Gate Canyon State Park on the way up and see Panorama Point, where you can see about 100 miles of the Continental Divide from one place, there are some pretty good and not to difficult hiking trails there also.
If you have a free day, take the Peak-to-Peak highway from BlackHawk to Estes Park, great views even in the winter. See the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, it's the hotel Stephen King based The Shining on. Then you'll be right by Rocky Mountain National Park, which also has amazing scenery, unfortunately Trail Ridge drive is closed due to snow. Take highway 34 through the Big Thompson canyon to I-25, and stop at Johnson Corner for some amazing cinnamon rolls on the way back to Denver.
discussion comment
5 years ago
For food, definitely try the green chili, it's a Denver specialty. There's a Sam's No. 3 restaurant within two blocks of MHMC and Shotgun Willies that has the best green chili in town, IMO. Great place to have a smothered burrito before hitting either or both of those clubs.
Try a Denver Omelette just to be able to say you had one in Denver.
Dare each other to eat Rocky Mountain oysters.
Get a breakfast burrito from Santiagos.
If you head into the mountains, get a Colorado-style pizza at Beau Jo's in Idaho Springs if you're in the area. Tommyknocker Brewery just up the street from Beau Jo's has great craft beer and pretty good food.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@Random-
I agree anybody coming to Denver just for the strip clubs is probably going to leave disappointed. Have you been to PT's Showclub recently? If so, has it gotten any better?
One thing I should have mentioned about PT's Centerfolds is that when stage tipping, most (but not all) of the dancers will usually come off the stage and sit in your lap for a while, the length of time depending how many others are also at the stage tipping. I haven't seen this anywhere else in Denver.
discussion comment
5 years ago
The only nude clubs I know of in the Denver area are Mile High Men's Club, PT's Showclub and PT's Centerfolds. I usually go to Centerfolds as it is non-smoking, the other two allow smoking and can be really smoky. MHMC is the nicest physically, the PT's clubs, while not dives, are not as nice/clean. I don't know of any clubs outside the Denver area worth the drive.
I would say MHMC has the best looking girls, but also is the most expensive for dances and drinks. Centerfolds is no alcohol. I haven't been to Showclub in many years, but when I went the girls were not great looking, that may have changed, and they do serve alcohol.
Lap dances at MHMC are $40-$50 each, the PT's clubs are $35 or 3/$100. Mileage in the lap dance and VIP areas varies by dancer more than by club. There is a _slight_ chance of OTC at any of the clubs, but it will take a lot of searching to find a willing dancer.
I would say go to MHMC if you want to drink, Centerfolds if drinking is not important, but again I haven't been to Showclub in a long time.
discussion comment
10 years ago
@georgmicrodong: Yes, she has many. many issues. If you want to read her story, about how f**ked up a sex obsessed person's life can be, look here:
http://www.westword.com/2007-02-01/news/one-wild-ride/
It's a long interview but interesting
discussion comment
10 years ago
"For Deposit Only", "Cum In Me", "I Swallow Cum" and many others on this girl:
http://www.westword.com/slideshow/the-pass-around-girl-9463/#1
discussion comment
10 years ago
The Ronettes were hot, but to go way back, how about the Ross sisters, a trio of contortionists from the 1940s? The thought provoking positions these girls can get themselves into start about 1:00 in the below video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1DqbusyLQ
discussion comment
10 years ago
Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb (Marcia and Jan Brady), especially in the last season when they wore miniskirts
discussion comment
11 years ago
How many TUSCL readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, TUSCL readers screw in strip clubs.