Who is having Thanksgiving dinner w/ a stripper?

Did it yesterday. Took her to dinner and gave her a turkey to cook today. :)

Not this year, but in past years, my ATF was with my family for Thanksgiving.

Not kidding....I sleeped at my ATF house and will be having turkey day with her family witch yields its self to 3 strippers, 2 escorts, and one peace of Shit juicebox....

I'm haveing dinner with a bunch of stripper friends to day

I will be joining a strippers at her parents house. Also there will be her sister who is a stripper too. And her sister's fiancee that thinks she quit dancing........ I'm hoping he knows the meaning of 'innocent bystander'. I turned down an offer at a barmaid's house with her family that includes her stripper daughter. Also turned down an offer from a stripper that co-ordinated a group of girls that were going to be home alone too.

It is good you guys are having dinner with the Strippers. These angels are all isolated and lonely during the holidays.

The only thing that seems to help ease their depression is when I give them large amounts of my cash.

I do the best that I can to help.

I had dinner with a stripper yesterday. I invited my ATF over and roasted a turkey. Her tits gave me something to be thankful for.

I did it just once, about four years ago. I joined the party for dessert, after my usual dinner invitation with a cousin, who coincidentally lived near the stripper. Both homes were about two miles from the club where the dancer worked.

The dancer had her kids, parents, and other family members present. They were cool about her dancing, so meeting me wasn't a problem to them, although the subject of how I knew the dancer never came up. Now, off to this year's celebration, at my cousin's house.

I know this doesn't count because Holidays are supposed to be for family but.......

I plan on having a late holiday dinner with a fav next week. I am hoping to have a creampie for dessert.

OK!This is how it goes!Yes, tall blonde from Platinum Plus,Columbia S.Carolina.You wannabees get it?

@stumblingdice - LMFAO.

Thanksgiving dinner with a stripper? Wtf? Some of you guys are just plain weird.

Shad! So sorry ur pissed off at the titted ones.If I had a spic wife that took me to the cleaners I'd be pissed too. Look buddy ya really gotta get over it.Drive ur mustang like u were a teenager.Hey,freak let us know what ur granddaughters stage names will be.

No. But my cousin's son brought home his girlfriend from college to join us for dinner - and she could start dancing tomorrow. Is that wrong? Damn. Watching her was sweeter than the pumpkin pie

Thought that would shut u the fuck up!

Wow dinner with thanksgiving dinner with a stripper. Will never happen for me. I can hardly stand to be around these emotionally damaged girls when the clothes are off.

Hey D Jones! Ur up 119 pts 2day.Yeah my emotionally damaged gf often thinks about ur statement while she sits in her brand new house or driving in her luxury import.Hey hey were the monkeys.D bag

D bag! D u stutter?

@Dougster: I would have agreed at one point, but I've had my mind changed on that subject. It was pleasant. And while I would have thought this went without saying, but apparently not, the after dinner sex was just as pleasant, if a trifle less energetic than usual.