Comments by skinnywhiteboy (page 9)

  • review comment
    3 years ago
    kisow
    Southeast USA
    Shimmers is a Monument to America's Obesity Crisis
    Even when the dancers aren't up to par Shimmers is still a decent place to drink a beer because of the generally laid back vibe. I did have a kid threaten to kick my ass here once because in his words " what the fuck are you looking at" because I glanced in his direction for about 2 seconds. Luckily for him his friends pulled him away and took him home. I'm not a tough guy or anything but he was falling down drunk so 100% I'd have knocked him out lol.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    wellshitman
    Washington
    Saved by a dancer
    I get it when they say no touching the kitty but no touching at all is a deal breaker for me.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    schmoe31415
    Whatever
    Pick your night carefully
    Sounds like the kind of place I'd go if I was super drunk and looking for entertainment over busting a nut. Honestly some of my best bar memories have been at gay bars. One thing you have to give the openly gay guys credit for is they know how to party
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    schmoe31415
    Whatever
    Great space, stage, and dancers. Expensive dances.
    Solid review, covered all the key points. Thanks. Might have to brave a trip to downtown to check the place out. No chance I'm buying dances with dancers I don't know with a $110 minimum. Watch the rotation through and off to the Eastside lol.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    First time but it was nice
    One thing is is very helpful at this time is updates on Covid restrictions. Covid info is helpful to even those of us who've been to a club 100's of times in the past.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    First time but it was nice
    I've been here a few times and the few details given here are pretty consistent with my visits. I'd say just read a few other reviews to get a idea of what details people care about
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    schmoe31415
    Whatever
    A great first impression that didn't quite hold up
    If you want better looking dancers in the Seattle area try Dreamgirls or Sands. Dreamgirls is a larger club while Sands is probably the smallest club in the state. If your looking for quality dances and aren't to picky about looks Pandoras dayshift is a good bet.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    schmoe31415
    Whatever
    I needed a spreadsheet to track the dance options
    Just when I thought about giving this place another shot I read this review. Thanks for saving me the time.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Last pre-new restrictions visit
    I know Scrub gets a lot of hate on here mostly deserved but his comment here is spot on. If I wouldn't have to take a $15 a hour pay cut to move I'd be out of the west coast. These covid restrictions are really getting old
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    vaguy2401
    Virginia
    I went to seven PDX Clubs in 24 hours so you don't have to. Stop 1: Sassy's
    Thank you for the review. I'm planning a trip to Portland over the upcoming holiday weekend and plan on hitting up a few myself. I've been to pretty much every club in town but it's been close to a year so updates on Covid policies will be very helpful.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Always good to try a new place now and then. Left smiling but with lighter wallet.
    Portland is fine to visit, just avoid Downtown or any other area they report protests are scheduled
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Some good dancers, but the early scene is kind of dead
    Washington clubs are pricing themselves out of the market. $22 cover and $40 for basic lap dance with some even trying to charge $50 for topless. I get it if the dancer looks like Megan Fox in her prime but lets be real most Seattle area strippers fit more into the "meh she's cute I guess" category. Sorry but I'm not spending that kind of cash on a 6 or a 7 when I can get a bj on Aurora from a 6 or a 7 for $60 without paying a cover charge or having to wear a mask. These clubs and dancers really need to consider lowering their prices to a reasonable amount or they're not going to make it.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Some good dancers, but the early scene is kind of dead
    It's not just Seattle. He's all over Portland as well
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Scouting Visit - Pandoras
    $50 topless dances lol. You can get a bj on Aurora Ave from chicks better looking then those on the Pandora's dayshift for the cover plus 1 dance at that price
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Bradlee945
    Washington
    Disappointing Sunday afternoon
    $50 for a lapdance lol. No wonder the clubs are so dead. These ladies are pricing themselves out of the market. I remember back in the day of $20 dances there would be a line to get in at some of the local clubs, now there's like 10 guys. If they charged a reasonable amount they'd make a lot more
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Jimmy831
    Washington
    Bored in Ballard
    The "would you like to buy the lady a drink" hustle is one of the quickest ways to get me to not return to a club. It's already $40 per lapdance and now you want me to buy a $10 soda for every girl that sits down next to me that I don't want a dance from as well? PASS!
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    stripper_friend
    Washington
    Not recommend. Mostly empty stage and high prices Thursday late afternoon. Mediocre talent.
    same story here as Ricks, Don't bother showing up before 10pm. Post covid though it seems like Ricks has the better looking dancers, many of the Vu dancers look like they put on 40 pounds during the shutdown. Dakota still looks hot as ever though but not really worth a visit to see one hot chick. Hopefully a few dancers have gotten back into shape since my last visit probably pretty difficult selling $40 clean lap dances when your 5 foot 3 and 40 pounds overweight.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    stripper_friend
    Washington
    The place is open but was empty at 5pm on Thursday
    This is a night spot, don't bother coming here before 10pm. After 10pm the place fills up quite a bit and has by far the hottest dancers in the Seattle area imo. It's a good club for watching the stage and maybe buying a lap dance or two on your way out before calling a lady off TNA or driving 99. I have been offered extras here before but it's pretty rare and way over my budget
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    jejuneloon
    Washington
    Slow Thursday afternoon.
    just my own opinion but lake City Vu is more of a weekend night spot to watch the show, throw a few singles around, and maybe buy a few dances on the way out. if your going in the afternoon your better off just going to Pandoras.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Saturday not so fun
    I think I'm just going to stick to the VU owned clubs. Not as many extras but the dancers are better looking and rip offs are rare. There's always TNA or Aurora ave if the job didn't get completed anyway lol
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    skinnywhiteboy
    Washington
    New name, Same story.
    Got one more club to stop by and review now that it's open. Lake City Vu will come probably Sunday or Monday. After that I'll have reviewed all the local clubs that are open besides the Dancing Bare So I'll be taking a break unless I decide to really slum it lol.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    FoolishLeader
    On the couch
    The Playground proves to be a good late Tuesday visit
    Stopped by last night (Saturday) and besides a few more people since it was a Saturday My review would have been nearly identical. Only thing I'll add is they were by far the most relaxed on the mask rule of any club I've been to.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    The Romantic Partners of Exotic Dancers
    Never dated a dancer while she was dancing but in my younger years I dated both a girl who used to dance and one that ended up dancing after we stopped seeing each other. Both were crazy lol. I actually ended up buying a dance from my Ex just for kicks though. I'll give her credit it was pretty good
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    stevesaba
    Washington
    New and improved
    might just have to check it out myself this week before King Inslee has a chance to shut us down again. I've been to the other 3 open clubs, minus well make it a clean sweep.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    I'm curious: What's the most cash a dancer has ever paid you back?
    Never have, never will loan a dancer money unless I know her in real life and not from in the club. I have however had a dancer try to return a Tip I gave her. She tried to hand it back saying I overpaid. I told her it was a tip. I ended up spending thousands on that girl over the next few years Thanks in large part to her trying to hand me back that $20. I knew she wouldn't rip me off and she was rewarded for it. She's long retired now though.