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3 years ago
Hotness 100% Action PG-13Okay I checked out their website and I have to admit I'm going to be very tempted to stop by even with their crazy prices to see Georgia. WOW that chick does it for me.
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3 years ago
Same ol' shackPersonally, I'd just go to a AMP. You get more time for half the price and hassle (though some AMPs have become pretty greedy lately)
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3 years ago
Verdict's still out!Pre Covid 205 was my favorite club in Portland. I like young thin/athletic all natural girls with more of a girl next door look, a rarity in Portland but 205 was always full of them. Since reopening post Covid I've stopped by twice and both times the dancers were more of your garden variety average looking Portland strippers.
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3 years ago
4 visit roundup@ Mr Johnson While I agree with you I do have to admit the "punch yourself in the cock" line did give me a chuckle.
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3 years ago
Not my sceneScarlet Lounge is the type of club you walk in, take a good look around and decide if you "forgot your credit card at the last bar or not". I've had some really amazing times with really hot dancers for cheap here and I've also seen a building full of dancers I'd pay to put their cloths back on.
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3 years ago
TOFTT, Part II doubt they actually had 4 dancers not show, they most likely just didn't have any dancers. I drove by here a month or so ago when I was in town and there was like 3 cars in the lot on a Friday night
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3 years ago
To be avoidedif you are over 30.It's been many years since I've been here but to answer one of your questions the side stages are a free for all. The dancers simply dance on them if they feel like it if it's empty. You can get a much better stage show on the side stages if everyone sitting around the stage tips well. At least that's how it was 5-10 years ago when I last stopped by.
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3 years ago
If only the dancers were worthy of the unique club layout.Must have been a off night. This club is famous for hiring minors (under 21, not under 18 just to clarify). I think some of the clubs might just be hiring what ever they can post covid. I noticed the talent at 205 when I was in town a few months back.
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3 years ago
A fun afternoon.I'm no adjudicator so I'll just have to agree with your review. This club always has had well above average talent by Portland standards. I refuse to buy more than 2 dances here though because of their pay the bouncer system. I do wonder how much money that costs their dancers? One other complaint I have here is this is the only club in Portland that's ever refused me entry and they've done it twice. One time was somewhat understandable as I had a temporary license after getting my wallet stolen. I saw somewhat understandable because I'm well over double the drinking age with the gray hair to prove it. The other time was because I was wearing "athletic attire". Come on this is Portland, not some high end Vegas nightclub........I keep coming back when I'm in town despite these issues because of their dancer quality though.
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3 years ago
1st time at DesireI'll only pay cover at clubs I know have a good reputation for hot dancers. Sorry but a run down dive with meh talent isn't worth a cover even on a weekend night. I'd have laughed right in the bouncers face and walked away hoping he didn't kick my ass lol.
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3 years ago
web page is deceiving205 used to have young thin/athletic dancers though it wasn't the case on my last visit. Sassy's just outside of downtown or the Gold Club a bit out of Portland are also good bets for more in shape ladies
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3 years ago
Change@ Stripper friend I think what he meant by that is she didn't make the rounds offering dances. It's something I've noticed with a lot of the young talent in clubs over the years. I think a lot of them when first starting out are more selective in the men they offer dances to. If you're to old, ugly, fat or to be real a race they dislike they simply won't approach you. Eventually they realize grinding on a man they're not attracted to is better than going home with $20 in their pocket for a 6 hour work day.
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3 years ago
Low Energy Thursday NightNightshift here like most clubs tends to have better looking women but dayshift offers a lot more value. Weekday nights is probably the worst time to visit this club. The top talent works the weekends and the value ladies have already left.
I'll also add I've never been patted down in a Washington club, it happens regularly south in Portland though, you'll also find a lot more ink down south as well. The vast majority of dancers in Portland are covered in tats.
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3 years ago
Scammed by SimoneI'm sure a few of the old timers here remember Kris from the old Ricks and later Centerfolds. I bought 4 dances from her once back when they were still $20 a song. I handed her 5 crips $20 bills and she handed me one back saying I overpaid. I thanked her for her honesty and told her to keep it. I ended up spending thousands on that girl over the years including many dances long after her looks started to fade because she tried handing me that $20 bill back. A lesson todays dancers could learn a lot from.
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3 years ago
Depression Equals a Russell Wilson trade plus lame Sugars visitNow that Covid restrictions aren't a thing anymore I might have to celebrate the end of the mask mandate on Saturday here. Hang out for a few and then see if the same brunet I saw a week ago across the street is out again.
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3 years ago
Felt Dirty, but Worth the Shower*strike out here* stupid auto correct
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3 years ago
Felt Dirty, but Worth the ShowerAnd if you still out here you can literally walk out the door and have your pick of a half dozen to a dozen ladies within a block depending on the night
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3 years ago
Great place for me to celebrateIf you like young fit girls I'd recommend Rick's or the Playground. Lake city vu hopefully is better now than it was on my last visit. The generally have hot dancers but went downhill after covid extras can be had at all three but are harder to come by and expensive.
If you like more milf or curvy ladies or just want more of a sure thing for extras pandoras is your best bet.
If you want alcohol drive about 150 miles south.
Haven't been to sugars yet so I can't comment on that one.
Sinrock is probably the most restrictive club in Washington
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3 years ago
Monday post covid restrictions.@stripper friend. It certainly wasn't busy but it was a Monday. Weekends I'm sure will be good now that all restrictions have been lifted.
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3 years ago
Sunday night lightsMeh could just be someone who doesn't know how to write a review. The place does generally have the best looking talent in Seattle but isn't reliable if you're looking for more than a dance. This club along with the other Vu club down the street are my go to clubs If I'm more in the mood to watch the show then get my freak on. It's a good spot to prefunk before picking up a girl off Aurora or TNA.
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3 years ago
Don't go on a Sunday morning.Used to be a Asian by the name of Lilly at Pandoras. Short spinner but she didn't have big fake tits, though it's been a few years so I guess it could still be her. I've read a lot of complaints about her on here in the past though she was always fair with me.
Anyways just my opinion here but if your looking at 10am your best bet is a AMP and not a strip club
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3 years ago
Opening Night at a New ClubThanks for the Review. I always had a soft spot for the old Sugars even though it was easily the least popular of the TW clubs. I'll have to stop by sometime soon to check it out myself.
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3 years ago
Fun but regretted it the next dayAny updates on Covid restrictions? Mask enforcement? Vax card required?
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3 years ago
Low-key Wednesday Night at PandorasDid they ask for a vax card? I'm assuming that rule applies to strip clubs
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3 years ago
Saturday at the VuAs A regular at this club I'd advise never do the 3 for whatever special. They typically cut the songs short so you're not really saving any cash and the dance room gets crowded so less fun. Only time I ever do the "special" is if it's a dancer I really like and I don't want to take the chance of her not coming around again.