Don't go on a Sunday morning.

I woke up Sunday morning, wanting to spend some time with hot naked ladies. On Sundays, Pandoras does not open until 1:00pm. I have read some intriguing things about the new Sugar's on the interwebs. So, I thought I would give it a go. They open at 10:00am, daily. I was feeling hesitant about going to a strip club, so early in the day. I asked myself, "who is going to be working?" At 10:00am, I called the club. I spoke with Jason. I asked him how many girls were working. He told me only 1, but more were on their way. He told me her name was Dream.

I arrived at the club, the silver exterior looks nice, compared to the other businesses near by. There were 2 doors. One marked "enter" and the other "exit". Inside, the entrance was roped off. So, I stood there. I saw the stage, to my left. It was empty. In front of my was a cute black girl. She was on her phone, and did not see me come in. I saw a dude behind a counter to my right. We also did not see me come in. The music was just loud enough, that I did not think they would hear me if I said anything. So, I just stood there awkwardly. Finally, the DJ notices me, and says something to the dude. He came over, took my money ($15) and let me in.

I found a seat, on a bench, with my back to the wall. The stage was to my right. By the time the dude returned with my drink, a too skinny, Asian girl, with big fake tits was sitting to my left, and chatting with me. The Asian girl said her name was Lili, or Yiyi, or some such thing. She claimed to be a student, from Japan. We made small talk, while the black girl took the stage. I am guessing she was Dream. She was also too skinny for me, and I did not like how she moved. I was determined to have a good time. So, when Yili asked if I wanted a dance, I said sure...

Making our way to the back, things started to go down hill fast. She asked if I wanted a regular dance, or if I wanted a VIP room? I said, "VIP, how much?" Liyi, said, "$400". I said, "no." She said, "$300". I said, "no". She said, "How much you got?" I was not looking to leave with an empty wallet. I said, "how about a regular dance?"

The dance starts with her facing me, and grinding. That was the only move she had. At some point her tits came out. They were nice, and her nipples were yummy. During the dance, she continued with the up-sell. She told me in the VIP, we were totally free to do anything we wanted. I asked about extras, but she wanted way to much. At the end of the dance, she is trying to give me her number, and is still trying to get me to the VIP. I am trying to cut my losses, and go. Meli, has now decided it is time to put her hand down my pants, while I am trying to count $40. She sees a 50 dollar bill, and says "you just give me that $50." I found the correct change, and gave her $40. As we make our way out of the lap dance area, she is asking me for a tip.