Not my scene

Others have explained the layout in detail so I won’t rehash too much. Small club, pretty standard setup with a handful of tables surrounding one stage, video poker area, good sized patio. I felt a little sketched out parking in the corner of a dark crowded lot in that part of town.

There was a bouncer who frisked everyone coming in, held my ID up to the security camera, no cover, DJ playing music (glad to hear some Action Bronson) and directing the dancers. The employees were the only ones masked. At 9 on a Saturday it was pretty crowded with basically nowhere but the rack to sit.

The stage was weird with a very low barrier (below my knees when I sat), metal drink cups on the outside, a pole that looked beat to hell, and what I think was Formica tile flooring. It was not a very sexy setup and at all times I was keenly aware of being in a dive bar in outer SE Portland.

The first dancer I saw while getting a drink was a bigger girl who didn’t get fully nude but was showing a little kitty. Same with the second dancer. She pulled her tits out and panties to the side but otherwise stayed in her lingerie. The third girl was HWP and borderline attractive, but she left her skirt and panties on the whole time and didn’t show off anything other than her small floppy tits. When I saw that the fourth dancer was another larger woman that I was not attracted to I decided to bounce.

I didn’t give it much of a chance but still won’t be going back.