Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743

I hadn’t been to this club...

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Agent_Zero
Oct 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I hadn’t been to this club in a while, so I went around 4pm on Monday, October 20, 2014. It’s pretty much the same old song and dance at this spot.

I parked my car in the church parking lot across the street. The cover is $12. I chatted with a few of the staff who I hadn’t seen in a while. The best dancer is a 7 on a scale of 1-10. I gave a few $5 charity dances to “Nevada” and some lazy fat bitch. Nevada is cool people. She worked hard for her money even though she knew she was not my type. I like a girl with a big booty. She was pretty much a skinny model type dancer. But I gave her a tip because she was friendly and had good energy. The fat bitch was the total opposite. She was lazy and smelled like body odor. I just wanted her off me as soon as possible. Lol. I was only in the club for maybe 35-40 minutes before I got in my car and drove home.

All in all, I would not recommend Ebony Inn unless they obtained better looking dancers. The place is ideal for extras, but I’m not a guy who partakes in that. Believe it or not… but I don’t think many guys do either. I rarely see the VIP room occupied when I've gone there in the past. I guess guys realize 15 minutes of pleasure is not worth a lifetime of pain. Smart fellas.

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