I have one word for this...

I have one word for this club: GHETTO.

This club would be a great place for the 60 year olds and older. Ebony Inn is definitely going downhill. I came here Friday, April 18, 2014 around 4pm. I was off today and began my three day weekend. I hadn’t been to this club in a few months. I came here because my buddy Rell (who I hope is reading this review) told me this dancer “Bubbles” would be there. Well, Rell... no Bubbles... AGAIN. (Lol and Smh simultaneously, my friend.) It’s cool though, Brother. :)

Okay, so the cover is now $14, Fellas. So when I stepped into Ebony Inn the place smelled like straight ass. Almost like a zoo. But this is common here. You get used to the smell of sweaty flesh after ten minutes or so. So I read prior reviews from TUSCL users on a dancer named “Viagra” who works here. I saw Viagra. She is the laziest dancer ever, man. Most of you TUSCL users in the PG County area have piss pot standards. Y'all have no fucking clue what a good dancer is. If you think Viagra is a “star”... well, I have a bottle of Viagra I’d like to sell your pencil dicks. Viagra stayed on her phone texting for at least thirty minutes instead of going around greeting other customers and selling lap dances. And when a customer finally got her attention, she gave him the worst dance I have seen in life. She was on her phone texting during the entire lap dance. And her grind was like a fucking techno robot or something. Horrible professionalism. “Horrible professionalism” is becoming a common phrase describing PG County strippers lately. True words, unfortunately. And she was not that great looking at all. Instead of calling her “Viagra” I’d rather call her “Pork ‘N Beans”.