There’s a reason this club fell...

There’s a reason this club fell from #3 to #11 on the “Highest Rated Maryland Strip Clubs” list... the customer service SUCKS. It sucks worse than Monica Lewinsky's lips on President Bill Clinton’s pencil penis.

I went to Fuego Friday, April 25, 2014 around 12 midnight. As I enter the entrance to the club I saw a girl with one of the BIGGEST butts ever! She was going through security and getting her purse checked. Even with her clothes ON, I knew I was gonna dance with her! LOL!!! Her name is “Pretty & Poca”. I’ll give more details on her later.

Okay, so as I step up to get the security pat down the guy directs me to the payment window. The cover is $22. The horrible customer service started here. I introduced myself to the lady at the widow and she simply took my $22 and shut the window. WTF?!?!? No “Thank you, enjoy your night”, no “Welcome to Fuego. How are you tonight?” Nothing. She just took my money and shut the window. Rude as shit.