Norma Jeans is a solid club....

Norma Jeans is a solid club. I am a very hard grader, but I will be objective in this review.

I went to Norma Jeans on Friday, September 5, 2014 at 11pm. I’m from Washington DC and I decided to visit Norma Jeans after reading some reviews on this site about a dancer with a “RIDICULOUS ass” with “ass cheeks the size of (a) head”. I’m attracted to dancers with really big soft booties. Well, I saw a few dancers with booties worth dancing with, but I decided not to dance with any of them. I have been spoiled by great PG County dancers like Mocha, Orga$m, Unique, Kathy, and Bubbles. The dancers I saw at Norma Jean were just okay. If I had the opportunity I would’ve never driven from Washington DC to B-More and back for the dancers I saw at Norma Jeans. They were not bad looking, it’s just that I have seen and been spoiled by better aforementioned dancers. And by the way, the dancer with the “RIDICULOUS ass” with “ass cheeks the size of (a) head” is a girl I know. She used to work at Club Extasy in PG County, Maryland. I don’t recommend her. Her booty is rock hard solid and not soft at all.

The club security officers were very pleasant but at the same time they were intimidating. So you will be safe at the club. The cover was only $10 and they also stamp your hand so that you can leave and enter when you please. Parking is rough here but you can park your car in a garage just a block away from the strip clubs. It costs $8. I don’t drink, so I can’t elaborate upon the drinks at the club. They have pool tables and televisions though which is a certain plus.