The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

This club sucks. It’s pretty simple....

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Agent_Zero
Jan 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

This club sucks. It’s pretty simple. The club looks nice but the dancer quality is nonexistent. The cover is reasonable at $10 at the door plus a mandatory drink (I got a cranberry juice for $6).

I was here on Wednesday, December 31, 2014 around 11pm. Normally I'd never go to a club on a Wednesday night. But I figured most of the clubs in the area would bring out the best dancers for New Year's Eve celebrations. There were only 7 or 8 dancers there this night with the best looking being a 7 out of 10. I left the club around 11:30pm.

This was pretty much a waste of $16 bucks. Two thumbs down. Peace, people.

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