Super Fuego
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5005 Jackson St Hyattsville, MD 20781

I don’t know why so many...

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Agent_Zero
May 25, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I don’t know why so many people praise this club. I have been here three or four times and it is not a good club. <br>

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The last time I was here was Friday, May 9, 2014 around 12midnight. This club is only about one thing: SUCKING MONEY FROM PEOPLE. Customer Service is not in the staff’s vocabulary. The cover is $22. If you drive here it is an additional $20 for the valet guys. Once you enter good luck trying to find a fucking seat. It is just too crowded here. In order to get a relatively private dance you must go to the VIP area. It costs $10 to purchase a bracelet to enter. Sometimes these shit thirsty dancers make you pay for them too. So really it costs you $20 to enter (you + the dancer). Dances in this section cost $15 per song but some dancers actually charge $20 per song. Smh. <br>

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This night I met a dancer named “Unique”. She is a perfect 10 on a scale of 1-10. She is a Spanish dancer who speaks clear English. She has a cute face and an extremely big booty that is obviously purchased and not natural. But I don’t care if a booty is real or fake, so long as it is soft and shapely like Pebbelz da Model or Kimmi Stephens. When I saw Unique on stage my dick got instantly hard and I knew I was gonna dance with her. Her booty is firm, not soft and jiggly like I like them but I danced with her anyway. I had to be aggressive getting her attention on stage. I let her know I wanted to dance with her and she agreed. She then went to the dancer’s dressing room and stayed there for a LONG time. She was in back for at least twenty minutes and I became impatient. When she finally came from the back I had a good time with her, but at a HIGH price. Five dances cost me $100 plus $20 for our VIP entrance. I was not too happy by that but I wrote it off as a necessary loss. <br>

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