My friend was afraid to come...

My friend was afraid to come here alone because the club is in a sort of rough area in Hyattsville, Maryland, Prince George’s County. The club is indeed in a rough area, but there's sooooooo much security here that you couldn’t crush a roach without being hassled. I've been here solo plenty of times with no problem. <br>

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My friend and I arrived at Fuego on Friday, June 27, 2014 around 10:30pm. We endured a rather imbecilic interaction during our pat downs by the Spanish bouncer. The bouncer said I couldn't take my newspaper in the club. [Side note: Yes… I read the newspaper… AND bring it to clubs. Don’t ask me why. Lol.] I asked him “why not” but he couldn’t give me a reasonable answer. Ultimately I told him to let us in WITH the newspaper or else I’d call Immigration Services on his a$$ first thing Monday morning when I got to my desk. So he let us in. Smart guy. I’m the last man on the planet who’d be intimidated by a lowly amigo. Trust me. [Side note: Many of the people working at Fuego are illegal and many dancers don’t even speak English. True words. But anyway… ]<br>

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Next up… the Window Girl. She's notoriously rude and nasty. She's nastier than Monica Lewinsky giving the business to President Clinton. Window Girl had the same rude attitude she has had on my prior visits. I've also read prior reviews on this site about people complaining about her. I put her in her place tonight though. I told Window Girl that her personality was uglier than the weave in her hair. Dollar store weave to make matters worse. That broke her down and she was more courteous towards us when we came out later for change. <br>