Pirates Cove
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7417 NE Sandy Blvd Portland, OR 97213

I've been driving past this tiny...

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dtek
Apr 17, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I've been driving past this tiny place that's shaped like a whiskey jug for years. One Wednesday night around 9PM I decided to check it out. Inside there's a bar, a stage, a few chairs around the stage, and not much else. A one couch lap dance area is separated from the rest of the club by a gauze curtain.

I got the impression that everyone in the club knew everyone else. No one was particularly unfriendly, but the bartender and the dancers weren't particularly friendly either. There were three dancers on shift. There also were several girls hanging around the bar who might have been off duty dancers.

None of the dancers were particularly attractive, though none were particularly repulsive either. They were very much "average" Portland strippers. One of the girls had pretty good pole skills. I also noticed all three dancers payed lots of attention to the guys who looked like they might spend all of their free hours here.

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