Holy Smokes! I think I found...

Holy Smokes! I think I found the largest strippers in Portland. If PortlandDave is correct about this place being hit or miss, my trip to Club Skinn was a clean miss.

I dropped in around 7:30 on a Wednesday evening. The place is a dive, but physically it's not any worse than other dives around Portland. Walk in and the dance booths are to the right, the bar is across the room to the left, the stage is across from the bar and the lottery machines are down at the other end of the room past the bar and the stage.

I sat down at the bar and got a well drink for $4.00. I then turned around to find the largest woman I've ever seen dancing at a strip club on stage. She had to be on the plus side of 300lbs. Looking around the room, I realized that the stripper pickings would be extremely slim that night. I spotted three other women who might have been on duty dancers. None were appealing to me. Two of them were quite bit overweight (though not as large as the one on the stage), and one of those was pretty ugly. The third was a heavily tattooed spinner.