Presley's is a fairly typical Oregon...

Presley's is a fairly typical Oregon dive strip bar. The interior of the building has a cramped feeling to it. It's big enough, but the space is divided up into a bunch of small rooms. There are two stages, each in their own room. Only the smaller stage was running while I was there. The bar is in a third room, and private dance areas are in separate rooms too.

Drinks are half price until 4PM on Saturday, and I was told by no less than three people that they're half price all day on Tuesdays and Thursdays. My well drinks were $3, but the shot of Fireball I bought one of the girls cost me $8. Apparently the normal price for a dancer drink is $16!

There were five girls on rotation while I was there: one tall, pretty, skinny girl; two tall, overweight girls; one short, overweight girl; and one tall, muscular girl who wasn't overweight but who had no waist at all. After I left I wondered if that last one was a post-op tyranny. I'd rate the pretty one an 8 on the 1-10 scale. The other four were probably in the 3-5 range. Most of the girls were pretty friendly. I didn't see any obvious surgical enhancements.