Reviews by funtimepete
Submit a ReviewClub Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909
Good Club, but Sage made it Great
First review in what seems like forever.
I stopped in at around 12:30 pm. This was my 2nd visit here this year. Both visits were on Friday at around 12:00. This time, like last time,…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(funtimepete)
Jul 1, 2021, 2:44 AM
Secret's Cabaret
912 Bragg Blvd
Fayetteville, NC 28301
Enjoyable Nighttime Visit From a Daytime Guy
I was in Fayetteville for business over a weekend in mid-November. This review is from that visit. I arrived at the club at about 9:30 pm on a Friday evening. The parking…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Felliott12)
Dec 8, 2019, 10:04 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
The Blue is not terrible, but not what it used to be either
I had not been here in probably close to a year. This review is from a month or so ago. Stopped on a Thursday at about 12:30 pm. Like usual plenty of parking. No cover…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(funtimepete)
Nov 7, 2019, 4:41 PM
Crystal Blue Cafe
1565 Main St
Willimantic, CT 06226
New Name with No Improvement
My first visit in almost a year. No cover at 6 pm. Only two other customers. Only 3 dancers (I think one doubles as a bartender on other days). Two of the girls were not…
Jun 21, 2019, 3:32 PM
Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St
Waterbury, CT 06704
Strike Out Number Two for the Day
I decided to make a trip to a few of the central/western clubs in Connecticut as it had been awhile since I had visited any of these clubs. This was my second stop.…
Apr 15, 2018, 7:08 AM
Hollywood Cabaret
1104 Queen St
Southington, CT 06489
Strike Out Number One for the Day
I decided to make a trip to a few of the central/western clubs in Connecticut as it had been awhile since I had visited any of these clubs. First up was Hollywood in Southington.…
Apr 15, 2018, 7:08 AM
Rockstar Cabaret
1652 Wolcott Rd
Wolcott, CT 06716
Strike Out Number Three for the Day
I decided to make a trip to a few of the central/western clubs in Connecticut as it had been awhile since I had visited any of these clubs. My third and final club is…
Apr 15, 2018, 6:59 AM
Crystal Blue Cafe
1565 Main St
Willimantic, CT 06226
I Was Lied To
I was driving route 6 back from the Providence area at about 7:00 pm on a Wednesday evening. It was snowing lightly in the Willimantic area. I was a within a few minutes…
Apr 4, 2018, 4:59 PM
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, MA 01570
Good Selection Of Attractive Girls On This Trip
After my failure of a visit at Centerfolds in Worcester I figured I would try Mario’s. I arrived at approximately 1:30 pm on a Saturday. Upon arrival I counted about 15 cars in…
Apr 4, 2018, 4:57 PM
Centerfolds
229 SW Cutoff
Worcester, MA 01604
Just Not Enough Girls In The Afternoon
I was driving on the Mass Turnpike and figured I would make a quick detour to Centerfolds. I arrived at 12:30 which is an hour and a half after opening. There were about…
Apr 4, 2018, 4:55 PM
Rose's Cantina
577 CT-12
Groton, CT 06340
Local Bar With No Girls At 3:45 In The Afternoon = Waste Of Time
I was driving up the I-95 corridor and after visiting three clubs in Bridgeport I figured I was on a roll so in had one more in me. I figured I would try one…
Mar 25, 2018, 7:54 AM
Ruby's II
2362 Fairfield Ave
Bridgeport, CT 06605
Better Choices Are Available
I was driving up the I-95 corridor and figured I would visit a few of the Bridgeport clubs. This was the third of three clubs that I visited in Bridgeport on this day.…
Mar 25, 2018, 6:22 AM
Pleasant Moments
1 William St
Bridgeport, CT 06608
The Name Says It All
I was driving up the I-95 corridor and figured I would visit a few of the Bridgeport clubs. This was the second of three clubs that I visited in Bridgeport. This is a…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Dasher)
Mar 25, 2018, 6:21 AM
Nikita's Gentlemen's Club
890 Iranistan Ave
Bridgeport, CT 06604
Quick And Worthwhile Visit
I was driving up the I-95 corridor and figured I would visit a few of the Bridgeport clubs. The first was Nikita’s. This is a lower end high mileage club, although your mileage…
Mar 25, 2018, 6:20 AM
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd
Webster, MA 01570
No One Approached And They Were Not Worth The Effort For Me To Approach
I was passing by the area at about 1:00pm on a Sunday afternoon, about one hour after opening time. The parking lot was fairly empty so I figured it would be a crap shoot.…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(JimOsterberg)
Mar 24, 2018, 2:56 PM
Runway Cabaret
736 Belvedere Rd
West Palm Beach, FL 33405
Quick Visit - Nice Grind
I was in the area for business and was looking for a less popular club to visit for something different. I did not have much time on my hands so I looked for something…
Feb 2, 2018, 9:22 PM
Luckys Cabaret
65 Windsor Ave
Vernon, CT 06066
I Take It All Back, It Sucks Again!!!!
This is a review based on two evening visits the past few weeks. After a couple of years of bitching about this place, a couple of months ago I had two great visits and…
Jan 4, 2018, 6:25 AM
Club Castaway
226 State Rd
Whately, MA 01093
Uninspiring
I was travelling down interstate 91 a few weeks ago and had read some decent reviews of this place. Having never been here before I decided to take the 10 minute detour into the…
Dec 8, 2017, 6:33 AM
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
I Just Did Not "Feel" It
I was in the area for business so I thought I would stop in before my flight out on a Friday afternoon. The club opens at 11:30. I arrived at 12:15 to a…
Nov 8, 2017, 5:41 PM
Luckys Cabaret
65 Windsor Ave
Vernon, CT 06066
Pretty Good Improvement
This is a review based on late afternoon / early evening visits over the last two Sundays. I have been slamming this place for the past 3 years, but today I have to say…
Oct 8, 2017, 6:27 PM
Mardi Gras 2
37 North Rd
East Windsor, CT 06088
No Fun Today
I was travelling up I91 for work and it was around lunch time. Knowing that this club is just off the highway. Even though this is not a very high mileage club, they…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(flunkee)
Sep 1, 2017, 6:21 PM
5th Alarm Lounge
775 Worthington St
Springfield, MA 01105
No Longer Open At Noon
Over the past year the reviews for 5th alarm have been getting increasingly worse. There are very few good qualities left that made the old 5th a worth while stop. Every three months or…
Jul 24, 2017, 9:29 AM
Pleasant Moments
1 William St
Bridgeport, CT 06608
No Joy Today
I was in the area so I decided to stop by at lunch. There was plenty of parking on the street. I walked in right at 12:00 noon. I got wanded and…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Heellover)
Jun 10, 2017, 5:34 PM






















