Not Worth The Time

I was traveling between Las Vegas and Los Angeles. Unfortunately, 4 hours later I was still in the parking lot referred to as Interstate 15 in the Victorville area. Needing a break I chose a The Empire Club as it was not reviewed very often so I might as well help out the cause. This club is in the middle of nowhere. I arrived at 8:00 pm on a Thursday night. There were 3 cars in the parking lot, not a good sign. Paid the cover, I believe $10 and went in. The set up is an L shaped configuration, bar is directly in front of the entrance with the stage to the right. Taking another right brings you to the private dance area, and if I remember correctly, I think there were a couple of pool tables as well. The club was actually nice inside. Sorry that is officially the end of the good news.

There were three dancers on duty, one AA and two white girls. I would estimate them to all have been in their twenties. The AA girl and one of the white girls were both significantly over weight and not all that attractive, with the other white girl, a 5 on her best day and she was the best of the three. As I was the only PL in the place, the best one made a quick move to sit next to me. The other two continued the highly profitable task of having their faces buried in their phones at the far end of the bar. We chatted for about 10 minutes before she was called on stage. I stayed at the bar, as the other two continued their important task of texting furiously. When she finished her set, she came back to sit with me. Typical conversation, club is dead, making no money gotta pay the rent…blah…blah…blah! At this point I realized this was all that this place had to offer and I should leave. I was getting up when they announced a 3 for $50 so I said at least I might as well get some boobs in my face so I have something to show for my night. Or maybe if she is desperate for money, there may be more to be had. I agree to go for a 3 for $50 special, but tell her I have to hit the restroom first. I come out to hear her having a disagreement with DJ. She comes over to me and tells me that 3 for $50 is over and that they told her it is $20 a dance and she has to charge $20. With that she starts to walk back to the bar assuming I would not do a dance, but I figured I would give her a couple of dances because I actually felt sorry for her, yea I know call me a sucker. We head to the dance area and she gives good contact, but then drops the bomb shell that her top has to stay on during dances. WTF! That’s it one and done. I paid her and walked out, changing the total amount of customers from 1 to 0.

Summary, in the middle of nowhere, girls are below par, dances are not even topless and no customers. Now I know why there are so few reviews. My advice, stay on Interstate15 in shitty traffic because that is actually less of a waste of time.