I Just Did Not "Feel" It

I was in the area for business so I thought I would stop in before my flight out on a Friday afternoon. The club opens at 11:30. I arrived at 12:15 to a virtually empty parking lot. I parked and waited a few minutes to see if there were any girls arriving. Alas, after 15 minutes no girls arrived so I bit the bullet and I went in at about 12:30. I had to pay $2 to self-park in a lot that had 100 empty spaces. Maybe I should have valet parked for $5 so I would not have the daunting task of finding my car when I left.

I entered the club. I don’t know if there is normally a cover but the guy at the entrance told me that my Red Sox hat got me in for free. There was probably no cover anyway but whatever. Turned left and entered the club. Once in, the bar was to the right the stage was in the middle and the lap dance area was to the back left side with small curtained booths. The club was quite nice inside.

I was the only PL in the place and at first there were no girls. Shortly after I ordered my drink a girl appeared and sat next to me. She was a solid 9 out of 10. I would guess early thirties, very fit with what appeared to by nicely done fake breasts and no ink that I saw. She was Latina with a very strong accent, however, there was a virtually insurmountable language barrier. All she could ask for was a $200 private dance with no ability to negotiate (possibly by design) and no ability to discuss what will happen behind the curtain. But she did communicate that I would be happy. As good looking as she was I felt I had to pass.