Uninspiring

I was travelling down interstate 91 a few weeks ago and had read some decent reviews of this place. Having never been here before I decided to take the 10 minute detour into the middle of nowhere and try the place out. The place is easy to find as it is right on route 5. There were around 10 or so cars in the parking lot, perhaps a bit less. It was around 7:30 PM on a Wednesday night.

I walked in and there was no cover. I do not know if their normally is, but there was none on this visit. The main room consisting of the bar and the stage is relatively small, but that is to be expected based on the rural location. When you enter the bar is directly in front of you. The stage is to the right. Lap dances happen behind the bar in a separate room, but more on that later. There is a list of dancers that are on to the right of the bar on the wall.

I was one of two customers in the place, however the other guy left within a few minutes of my arrival. I took a seat at the bar and was served promptly. I do not remember what I paid for a beer but I remember thinking is was lower than expected. When I glanced at the dancer list there were only 3 names on it. I did not really pay attention to the names. I watched all three girls go through a rotation. Their rotation, as I remember it, was longer than in most clubs, perhaps 20 or 30 minutes each. As far as the girls themselves, all seemed to be in their thirties and I would rate them to be 5’s or 6’s. All three were white. They were generally unremarkable, but not awful. I waited through a full rotation. I was approached by the best looking girl of the three. She chatted with me for about 10 minutes then asked if I wanted a dance. I figured I would try one since I was there anyway. Dances are $20 in a separate room, however it is wide open with little or no privacy. I do not know if there was a more private option but since none of the girls were that inspiring I did not inquire. I had two dances. They were both tame in nature and with the second being identical to the first one I knew that any additional dances would be no better. Perhaps if I was a regular more fun could have been had. Maybe I just hit the place on an off night, but it was not a great visit by any stretch of the imagination. But I have seen worse.