Just Not Enough Girls In The Afternoon

I was driving on the Mass Turnpike and figured I would make a quick detour to Centerfolds. I arrived at 12:30 which is an hour and a half after opening. There were about 8 cars in the tire eating wasteland that they call a parking lot. Like always in the afternoon there was no cover. The 5 “customers” in there were all the same faces you see at the bar every time you walk in. No real customers. Sat at the one remaining seat at the bar and ordered a soda. I figured it was going to be a quick visit.

After about 15 minutes an overweight, not very attractive white girl with small boobs came out of the back. Now a little thick is ok sometimes but only if they have some other good attributes like a pretty face, or nice boobs, or maybe even a good personality. Unfortunately, on all four counts, this girl fell short.

As I finished my soda 10 minutes later another girl came out of the back, while a bit better looking, she was still not what I would have been looking for. Additionally, the first thing she did was head out for a cigarette. After that she stopped by with the first thing coming out of her mouth being “would you like a dance”. I declined and she went straight back to the dressing room. I asked the bartender if there were any more girls on yet and was informed that they were the only two but a couple more should be in soon.