Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570

No One Approached And They Were Not Worth The Effort For Me To Approach

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funtimepete
Mar 24, 2018, 2:56 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

I was passing by the area at about 1:00pm on a Sunday afternoon, about one hour after opening time. The parking lot was fairly empty so I figured it would be a crap shoot. There was no cover when I entered. The setup has been described many times before but here is a quick rundown. The bar is just to the right as you enter the large stage is to the left. The champagne rooms are behind the bar. I believe the rate is $160 for 15 minutes, with $60 going to the club and the rest to the dancer. Prices and mileage may vary. If you continue past the bar and stage there are couches, tables and chairs. Beyond that is the lap dance area. I believe the dances are $20 each in slightly private booths, but not private enough to get away with anything.

There was one other customer seated at the bar. I grabbed a soda for $5, bought a 20 game keno ticket and sat at the bar and surveyed the room. I counted Four dancers all seated where the chairs and couches are. No one went on stage for about 10 minutes. Eventually they started their rotation on stage. I watched all 4 dancers go through their stage set. There was one thin white girl with tatoos, two slightly thicker white girls, and one AA girl also on the thick side. I tipped a couple of them while there were onstage. Eventually a couple more customers came in, one sat at the bar and the other went to the table area. A few of the girls visited him, so I would assume he was a regular. However, the three of us at the bar were pretty much ignored. Even the girls I tipped never stopped by when they were done on stage. As the girls finished their rotation they just went back to the area with the table and sat down. I was there for about an hour and was never approached. Since none of the girls were better than a 6 it was not worth my effort to approach them, so I just took off. My total damage was $31, including the $20 dollar Keno Ticket.

While this place is always hit or miss, it is usually better than this. I will just chalk it up to a miss on this visit. Plus, I didn’t win a dime on my Keno ticket!

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