Comments by grand1511 (page 39)

One if the dancers was begging for me to cum as she stick-shifted me over my pants, too.

You gotta find the right girls ipn the right clubs. Last night I was "Trumping" over their thong several dancers at Flashdancers and Private Eyes.

Chuck Norris is a pussy

One word.....phermones

Two neighboring towns in northern Minnesota are Climax & Fertile. Years ago one of the papers up there had this classic headline: Fertile Woman Dies in Climax

FUCK THE DYING MEDIA...RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Skateboarders get horny, too

Cue up Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher"

Is she sure he had his gun on him or was he just happy to see her.

Are they inerior decorators?

The cartel seems to neglect the fact that they each need to seal the deal before they get called away to be on stage. A little better marketing can hook their customer before they are forced to leave the negotiation and open up an opportunity for another marketer.

I think she's setting you up for a restraining order.

He under inflates footballs?

The sex must be damn good to put up with all that drama

The sex must b

The wave crested with my ATF about 10 years ago. No big deal. We had been seeing each other in various clubs for about 7 years. That's a pretty good run. Then just a couple months ago, I got a LinkedIn request from her. Accepted it, but does she really want me to recommend the only skills I know she has to other potential employers?!? BTW: She's now working an office job for the U.S. Dept. of Veterans Affairs. Didn't see that coming!

What a ROB

Give me a little more time and I'll find Ricochet!

Here's the link to the freeones calenadr: http://www.freeones.com/feature-dancing/

Go to freeones.com. Along the top if the page there is a tab called "Babes." The drop down from that tab has a link called "feature dancers" which is a calendar of which dancers are at which clubs each week across the country. Many feature dancers also tweet where they will be appearing a few days before their gig.

She looked fully inflated to me.

Sure, but I won't use my hands.