Comments by captainfun (page 3)

Good accurate review including your buddy’s description of the bathroom

Accurate review. Just like my first timer recent experience. ‘Fort’ reference is amusing and hits home. Friendly vibe in this rocker themed joint.

Great gem of a spot for those who like divey black clubs.

I posed this identical situation to the board earlier this year. Definitely bail on Orlando and split time between Cocoa Beach and Tampa with more time in Tampa. One night I was too tired to drive all the way out of town so cycled thru Orlando clubs. I still managed to enjoy myself but they are very lame.

Funny review. Let’s just be clear though. That chewing out of the bouncer was actually directed at you, not him - lol. Even though it sounds like you paid the full amount and she should have been happy. Cubanas can definitely get feisty. It’s why our largely departed Papi Chulo (of Cuban descent) would largely avoid any Cuban dancers. I’ll be in Phoenix for two nights in three weeks. I may have to check this joint out.

I like them all but catching some side boob, particularly unexpectedly out in the wild, will make my knees go weak

Brand new clubs are rare. Clubs must be closing at a ratio of 10:1 - maybe more. Cool.

Ok for young hot girls. Otherwise just wear regular jeans Totally unrelated - first time at spearmint rhino in Las Vegas a couple nights ago. Review coming soon

This is just a club ad. Good details though

Agree. Dumb on the bouncer’s part - particularly when he has zero financial skin in the game. He has one job - keep the peace. Anything related to $ is not his concern.

Goldrush too. Plenty of fun there over time.

Thanks ggofv. Not looking for more reviews from any particular person. I’m just affirming an observation that’s been made her over time that clubs whose employees and customer base are 99% black don’t get many reviews - with truly hood ones getting even less. BTW, my observation is that small, hood clubs are a dying breed. Many may say good riddance to clubs like that but I’ve had a lot of fun in joints like that over the years. Hood clubs that have bit the dust are Arnie’s in Chicago and Dollie’s in St. Louis. I think Henry VIII in Los Angeles too. A club like Seductions gets few reviews and likely only gets foot traffic from locals. But I don’t mean to imply that Seductions is a match to the better options in the area - just saying there’s fun to be had depending on ones interests

Good summary and breakdown by what clubs are where in Atlanta. It’s taken me years and rental car miles to arrive at similar conclusions. I have been to all the places listed except for the three in Midtown. Wax used to be a lot better. Agree that there is fun to be had at Seductions despite limited reviews. Many clubs that skew more black get limited reviews.

Wow. Definitely awkward on that tax client.

Do you guys remember porn ‘pop ups’ when internet browsing. You’d be looking at porn (or not) and other porn sites would be popping up to grab your attention. Well my buddy was giving a presentation to a potential client with about eight people in the room, men and women. Some pops ups emerged before he realized it and the audience’s faces turned to dismay and they began pointing in horror. He didn’t make the sale.

Jesus Ron. What a ride! ¡Excelente!

This review is spot on

Solid content in this article. Man how times have changed. When I first started going to SCs 20-25 years ago I recall getting drunk and lots of dances for <$150 all in at remote clubs like Bonita Flats in Kansas. Think $2 beers and $5 dances. Lately I’ve been blowing $500-$800 for a comparable night out.

I agree with 3131 that we tend to recall things being better in the past - feels like a human nature thing, or at least I can relate. In any event, agree that we see bigger bodies these days. The US has been ‘super sizing’ for way too long. It’s a health epidemic in our country. Then again, there’s still a shit ton of hot women almost everywhere I go and while prices are up, mileage seems to be more accessible too. I was at Taboo and Breathless in NJ last Thursday night. Both with plenty of hot women.

This is third time this poster has submitted the identical review for this club in the same number of months. Talk about yawn

Ouch!

Nice review. Been to Indianapolis many times over the years but always passed based on this spot based on bad reviews. May have to reconsider

The racism part seems highly unlikely. The poster claims this statement was made but still went in? First review ever from this poster.

Ron - epic write up. So many great phrases and tips herein. Your explanation just above in the comments about coger vs. chingar is spot on too. Coger is about sex whereas variations of chingar are more about ‘fuck off’ and ‘fuck, I just stubbed my toe’

Can’t imagine this club will last if they don’t change their dance prices or offer some per song pricing. Very few people want to pony up $100-$200 before knowing if the dances are decent. I was in Raleigh a couple of months ago for work and didn’t hit up any clubs given what I read about the clubs before visiting