Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 17)

I think Juice said his mouth and ass are open for business to get back some of that mongerin debt her racked up

Ok jerikson, I just tipped my Sonic waitress $5 instead of $0 or $1 or $2. You know what I got for that $5? Excellent service, a conversation with a cute girl, my ass kissed for 30 mins, and a bag of tots. Unexpected tips make people feel good, want to work, and do a good job. I don't see the problem. Again I'm not advocating you or anyone here tip. Those that don't tip, makes me have to tip less. And I like that. Because I'm cheap.

Strippers go missing because they're wild. After a few days, if the cocaine doesn't work, but a bowl of Patron and a dish of cash beside it. Careful though, you may get more strippers than you want.

Put a bowl of cocaine outside your door and wait for her to come back.

There's a reason minimum wage jobs pay minimum wage. The McDonalds clerk only has her manager asking for a blow job and grabbing her ass and if she wants she can report him for harassment. A stripper has everyone asking for a blow job, grabbing her ass and shoving a dry finger up it. It's not the same job. But that's not why I tip. I tip because any Tammy, Snatch, or Hairy will work harder when they get paid more. Bottom line. Now some may not be able to dance. I lost a little money, lesson leathered. But the ones that do are worth the previous loss and then some. I like a good show and tipping is worth it to me. Now as some have said, fat, old, thieving, fucked up, dance like Carlton Banks, or any dancer you don't fancy shouldn't be getting tipped, just because. I mean I have done it, but I was drunk and felt like tipping everyone that night -- including the bathroom troll, door chick, VIP guy, etc.

But I'm not there to get my dick sucked and the postman and Target clerks don't have near as many dick sucking coworkers to compete with. I'm there to watch women dance naked, and I certainly can't expect them to be enthusiastic about it, if all the stage show has come to is a tipless advertisement for the three-dancer Monte, blow job game back in the lap dance room.

That was aimed at strip club liver (or whatever sclvr stands for)

Oh, it happens. You just have to decline the lap dances but say you enjoyed the stage show. I've lost track of how many dancers I've interacted with over the past 2yrs, but really only a few were difficult at taking No for an answer. It's part of the business they gotta reject a lot of advances, so do you.

I thought collusion was illegal in the United States?

Estafador, it's a succubus thing. She's trying to swallow your soul.

And for the record, I don't give two fucks if any of you tip. I tip because I want to see some titties bouncing. If I wanted to watch naked chicks lean on a pole a gossip, I'd stay home and watch the fucking Sopranos.

I tip. I care about stage shows. I alway tip $3-8 to every dancer onstage when I arrive. I want to see some asses shaking! Not bored bitches milling around. Dancers who I know dance well will get $10-30 a set, I'll give a Heffner tip to hot dancers around $5-10, and some nights I'll give an FDR tip to every dancers on stage that night of at least $3.

In my stripper's Crown Royal bag.

Fear not the cust upon the seat, lest it be not from the frosting of thy cinnamon bun!

You know Stiletto is cool when answers silly shit like this.

You know Stiletto cool when answers silly shit like this.

I suppose Stiletto didn't reply in this thread, but she could have.

Seriously? One question you could ask Stiletto about her experience as a stripper she hasn't talked anout and it's if she farted??

If you can double fist it, that's too much it.

I got concealed hand gun license because of Troop just over a year ago. It only lasted a week then 1) I realized a gun won't stop a stalker from killing you, 2) death is really a silly thing to worry about, when it happens, it happens, just enjoy your time here, that's what's important Last I heard from Troop was May. He said I should still be worried.

Doug - if you mean the model here, 1) it's really not well known which clubs are whorehouses and when. Rick, for one, claims all the action here is OTC. 2) smart whores don't hit up regulars just tourists and those that can afford it, then they are upfront 3) dumb whores hit up the regulars and get the usual rate -- blow jobs are offered somewhere around $50-$100. Hand jobs run the flat dance rate (i shot you not) to $50. Never had an offer for sex, but one time a bitch lived with me a couple days and stole $300-400 and maybe $100 worth of other bullshit then ran off with a disconnected phone and no contact info. Moral of the story, don't let an out of town stripper stay with you unless you know her family or her really God damn well.

@Papi - it hasn't worked yet, but I'm not giving up!

Maybe I misunderstood the question. As far as whorehouses in Dallas, the free market seems to benefit the most by the very nature of the legality of whoring. From the dancer's perspective, you can earn more teasing as long as you can cope with the constant advances from the customers knowing it's a whorehouse. From the smart whore's perspective, you can earn more by pretending to be only a dancer and getting the customer to pay more to turn you into a whore. From the dumb whore's perspective you make the same or less than a dancer because you have no work ethic and end of month is here and you need to suck sixteen cocks to make rent. Then of course, management and law enforcement periodically pretend to give a shit, crack down, and the whore house is just a strip club for a period of time and the whores move on. So in short, it's a variable free market that rolls in waves.

Yes. Stage tips, sky's the limit. Lap Dances more commonly set but can vary in clubs, PT's for one - lap dances range from $20 to $40 depending on the girl and location. Clubhouse the same $20-$30. VIPs are always negotiable with the girl but the house fee is standard. And of course, it's been written numerous times here blow jobs and fucking can run whatever the dancer charges. Strip clubs are hands down one of the freest market places there is.

The pick up line I like to use is "Have you ever been raped?" "No! Why would you ask that?" "Oh I don't know, I just thought you looked familiar."