strip club proverbs

27 comments

• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  Thou shalt not sit at the stage least ye be considered a pervert.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  He who cums last, wins.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  Two letters shall give you great powers to control your destiny; the two letters shall be N and O.
• gsv

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  12 years ago

  With some online checking accounts, you can technically use a strip club ATM and get the entire fee refunded at the end of the billing cycle. I've only ever resorted to using a strip club ATM a handful of times, but I don't see it as such a bad thing if you can either get the fee refunded or if it isn't too high. There's the risk that the machine is rigged in some way, but there is no way any club can get away running a business like that for too long in the US.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  If you get offered a $50 blowjob and don't partake thou shalt be gay witch is a abominable sin
• boogieknight369

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  12 years ago

  thou shall be respectful to all at the titty bar. except the shot girls, those bitches don't add any value to the experience.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  If thou encounters a bathroom troll, thou shalt tip him a dollar, for he is a greater PL than you.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Lol.....^^^^^
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Thou shalt not.covet thy nahbours stripper
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  never eat yellow snow
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Thou must sleep with your stripper and her sister or thou will.burn in hell
• Clackport

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  12 years ago

  One shall not fall in love with a stripper.
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  "Do what thou wilt", pastor. Spread the word.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Fuck more whores!
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  Fear not the cust upon the seat, lest it be not from the frosting of thy cinnamon bun!
• vinstud

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  12 years ago

  Take only the amount of cash you want to spend and don't take an ATM or Credit Card.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  Thou shalt not wear jeans, nor briefs, nor boxers, nor a finicky belt; neither shall ye whip it out uninvited.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Thou shalt not cum in thy pants or upun the floor but only into.her lips
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  Beware the blue pill; thy perpetually hard dick does not convey wisdom, nor discernment.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  When the serpent called Bartender asks, "Buy the lady a drink?", thou shalt look to the lady for a sign. And if the lady doth spit in her palm, the sign is given.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  If a booty shakes mightily, thou shalt make it rain. But if they complexion is pasty or thy cap says Peterbilt, thou shalt let others go before you.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  Covet yee not large boobs in thy pursuit of extras, for the boobs are like a golden calf. Truly I say, boob size does not matter. This is the word of the bored.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Fuck em before they fuck you.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Veryly verly I say unto you if you don't Fuck again thou shalt be soft for all eternity
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  Ya I say that Cash is thy king and all the girls shall worship it.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Look at HarryDave spamming like the retard that he is.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Lol^^^^