strip club proverbs

Thou shalt not sit at the stage least ye be considered a pervert.

He who cums last, wins.

Two letters shall give you great powers to control your destiny; the two letters shall be N and O.

With some online checking accounts, you can technically use a strip club ATM and get the entire fee refunded at the end of the billing cycle. I've only ever resorted to using a strip club ATM a handful of times, but I don't see it as such a bad thing if you can either get the fee refunded or if it isn't too high. There's the risk that the machine is rigged in some way, but there is no way any club can get away running a business like that for too long in the US.

If you get offered a $50 blowjob and don't partake thou shalt be gay witch is a abominable sin

thou shall be respectful to all at the titty bar. except the shot girls, those bitches don't add any value to the experience.

If thou encounters a bathroom troll, thou shalt tip him a dollar, for he is a greater PL than you.

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Thou shalt not.covet thy nahbours stripper

never eat yellow snow

Thou must sleep with your stripper and her sister or thou will.burn in hell

One shall not fall in love with a stripper.

"Do what thou wilt", pastor. Spread the word.

Fuck more whores!

Fear not the cust upon the seat, lest it be not from the frosting of thy cinnamon bun!

Take only the amount of cash you want to spend and don't take an ATM or Credit Card.

Thou shalt not wear jeans, nor briefs, nor boxers, nor a finicky belt; neither shall ye whip it out uninvited.

Thou shalt not cum in thy pants or upun the floor but only into.her lips

Beware the blue pill; thy perpetually hard dick does not convey wisdom, nor discernment.

When the serpent called Bartender asks, "Buy the lady a drink?", thou shalt look to the lady for a sign. And if the lady doth spit in her palm, the sign is given.

If a booty shakes mightily, thou shalt make it rain. But if they complexion is pasty or thy cap says Peterbilt, thou shalt let others go before you.

Covet yee not large boobs in thy pursuit of extras, for the boobs are like a golden calf. Truly I say, boob size does not matter. This is the word of the bored.

Fuck em before they fuck you.

Veryly verly I say unto you if you don't Fuck again thou shalt be soft for all eternity

Ya I say that Cash is thy king and all the girls shall worship it.

Look at HarryDave spamming like the retard that he is.

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