Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 16)

Sex and violence come on!! You're all red-blooded Anericans (minus farmerart and Londonguy) it's in your hardwire, don't deny it... They have fights at PT's monthly. Same routine 2 rounds topless, 1 nude. I've seen three boxing matches and they're my favorite because all the wrestling matches involve them being covered in shit where the boxing is just sweaty naked women. I actually paid 50 bucks in an auction to eat jello off my favorite dancer's tits and ass post-fight. That's the only activity in a club, I'm ashamed of. It rightfully tasted like feet. Anyway, I box. And the match is mostly sparring. Women have weak upper body strength and I've yet to see a stripper get a black eye or busted lip from it, yet bruises from the pole happen regularly.

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Ok then I'll name my club Lavander Staphylococcus. The strippers will think it's Snuffleupagus cousin.

Ok my last offtopic blues post: If you havern't heard Mike Bloomfield or Paul Butterfield, look them up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smRXnyUWktg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3LEhfbKCSc And last, I must not have searched for this stuff in over two years, because there is now the entire 1hr '74 Muddy Waters Blues Summit up there http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmUhqUwmX9Q

Curiosity. Someone posting in a 2006 or 8 thread. I entered 'Start=15000' into the address bar and looked at the oldest threads which are from 2004.

But you said you we were going to come around with some Puerto Rican girls that were 'dying' to meet me?? I don't know if you were ever in a band or not, but for a minute lets just say The Stones were mediocre musicians and songwriters, they have been playing and touring for fifty years! The same four guys! ...well Bill Wyman left in the 90s and came back this year, but still the same core band together for decades. It's impressive and for that I rank them above the Beatles. I mean athe Beatles wrote some great songs, but they couldn't keep it together for even a decade. On top of that, the Stones are just bluesy-er. Here's one, if not my favorite, blues songs which I had the pleasure of watching a stripper dance to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsbE8P8sL4c And not blues, but while I'm on the subject of great live performances - Vanilla Fudge Pychadelic Space Opera performance of Hanging On is awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aWFaZgwerY

You tell 'em, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D7o70CVWTK4s

And good call on tumbling dice. Exhile on Main Street may be my favorite Stones album.

That's awesome! I was too young to see him live. But I do love Muddy's blues. I have seen Buddy Guy a couple times. He's good. And JL Hooker too! Needless to say The Blues Brothers is my favorite movie behind The Good The Bad & The Ugly.

Fox Force Five was a great show.

Here ya go OP https://www.pettracker.com

I imagine the other old threads were googled as shadowcat mentioned. But, I saw them and purposefully went back and read the oldest topics and replied to any interesting ones I found.

I wonder if she finished school...

I guess I won't be shorting any strippers in Alton, TX...

I met a dancer through kickboxing. And I think the dancers who take their job seriously do go to the gym. I have no idea though. It's not one of my routine questions.

That is the way they do things in Shreveport/BC, thanking for tips after a show but no lap dance sale. Man, I don't know what to say about your strip club experiences vs mine. I can't say they're aren't ROBs or rude dancers at The Clubhouse, Jag's, or Rhino. But I can say I haven't had a bad night at those clubs in a long time. I come in looking to have a good time, blow $20 tipping random dancers, spot one I like - attractive, friendly, good dancer, tip her, ask her to cone over, chat, drink, get some dances, her number for next time, go home, everyone's a winner! That method has worked over a dozen times in the past couple years and it started with tipping. All the bad shit happened when I tried to fuck some of those strippers and did dumb shit in the process - like letting one live with me.

Make eye contact when approaching the stage. If a stripper ignores you, don't waste your time. 90% of the time though, they'll come your way.

Straight banning is only good for criminals. However, I would support a measure to treat guns like automobiles requiring a training course, and yearly renewals. Could be as simple and cost efficient as an endorsement on your current drivers license: like Commercial or Motorcycle. This would allow anyone to own a gun while preventing the mentally unstable from acquiring one by the questions naturally raised at the required testings at gun range. Just a thought.

37. In a row. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfpVY_ZHGDg

It is great, but I prefer this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_96cCukoklc

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Oh here's a high res picture! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Ankle_monitor_(3767974058).jpg/220px-Ankle_monitor_(3767974058).jpg

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You might not be able to find her again this time but for future reference, Wal-Marts sell MongerBuddy, a LoJack you can attach to your dancers ankle that keeps track of what clubs she goes to. It's petty good, but sometimes it fucks up and logs shit like other Wal-marts and Catholic Churches. So just don't go to the Mary the Virgin's drunk and ready to fuck, then wind up sobering up and feeding the homeless..

Seriously Doug? You want five Ricks and Drac in your trees outside your house for Christmas?? I'll stick to the club, thank you. Twelve squirters squirting Eleven spinners spinning Ten lesbos licking Nine nines a dancing Eight preggos milking