A Very Quick Question For Stiletto25...
staxwell
*Warning: the content of this thread may be consider graphic, and/or offensive by the weak at heart and some of the members of this forum (I'm talking to you tenisbum). May feel the urge to give a fair warning before putting me on ignore (like a bitch).
Stiletto25: I have a quick quesch' for you. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has been wondering about this (if I am: so what? Don't judge me!).
*Herald Staxavelli (with his broody facial expression) squints his eyes and gives Stiletto a deep, serious, Daniel Craig like stare.*
I want you to be completely honest with me.
Have you ever farted while dancing on stage? Or while giving a VIP lap dance, or even while walking past a customer? Maybe did it and blamed it on someone else...like a security guard, or a waitress, or that manager who always makes in-appropriate jokes (that we know really aren't jokes) to you? Maybe it was one of those silent but deadly slow burners...
I'm pretty sure Alucard has already asked you this question in a PM.
But the TUSCL'ers would like to know, and I ask this question with much respect...I'm talking Alucard type respect. DON'T YOU LIE TO ME DAMN IT! I know how to find people; Troop is one PM away.
P/S: Jester, no one wants to hear your punk ass b.s. about how girls fart in real life, and anyway thinking otherwise is living in a fantasy world. I know girls fart...and I know you like to eat those farts.
Thanks for your time.
Stiletto25: I have a quick quesch' for you. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has been wondering about this (if I am: so what? Don't judge me!).
*Herald Staxavelli (with his broody facial expression) squints his eyes and gives Stiletto a deep, serious, Daniel Craig like stare.*
I want you to be completely honest with me.
Have you ever farted while dancing on stage? Or while giving a VIP lap dance, or even while walking past a customer? Maybe did it and blamed it on someone else...like a security guard, or a waitress, or that manager who always makes in-appropriate jokes (that we know really aren't jokes) to you? Maybe it was one of those silent but deadly slow burners...
I'm pretty sure Alucard has already asked you this question in a PM.
But the TUSCL'ers would like to know, and I ask this question with much respect...I'm talking Alucard type respect. DON'T YOU LIE TO ME DAMN IT! I know how to find people; Troop is one PM away.
P/S: Jester, no one wants to hear your punk ass b.s. about how girls fart in real life, and anyway thinking otherwise is living in a fantasy world. I know girls fart...and I know you like to eat those farts.
Thanks for your time.
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@Doc: Have you ever seen this questch' asked? EVER? Let's step outside the box for a moment. Go ahead, ask Stiletto something. Something that's never been asked here before.
@jester: Even if I said he did, you wouldn't believe me...Bitch.
The answer is yes to the stage, no to the lapdance, and no to the walking past a customer. I dont think of myself as a real gassy person. I can't believe I even replied to this
.
The last 30 yrs has given me a far different perspective on the wide range of Bodily Functions.
This thread by staxwell is a prime example of what I'm speaking about. And the comments that will follow my post will undoubtedly be similar.
Passing gas is what intimate couples do in private.
Alucard, you're derailing this thread. If you can't stay on topic don't comment. Sheesh, where's a moderator when you need one? I don't wanna call you a hypocrite; but...
Pablo, there's a warning at the top. Besides, passing gas is a very real thing. Everyone does it. Some people even eat them (jester).
So we can talk about getting bare back blow jobs, cumming in the mouths, and making people we don't even know swallow said cum (how's that for politeness?)...but you wanna draw the line at gas?
harrydave, is that possible? Losing brain cells from reading? You, me, and everyone else learned something today: strippers cut the cheese on stage.
This is reality, which is why I'm surprised jesterfuck isn't on my side here. You know...since you live in hardcore "reality" every second of every day.
"deogol; secrets, mysterious, hidden." That's the definition of Deogol, as I'm sure you already knew. That post you made was condescending. Don't be like that. I'm sure you have your "secret, hidden, & mystrious" fetishes. Besides, it's not my fetish; it's jester's (he likes to eat them).
Juice thank you for always having my back.
@jester: don't be lazy, bitch. I know that gloomy outlook on life doesn't effect your comprehension skills, does it? I'll repeat this, so read carefully: "You, me, and everyone else learned something today: strippers cut the cheese on stage." no mention of "people" or "public", clearly says "strippers" on "stage".
@carolynne, another trick. See, you guys can't say this thread isn't informative.
I really want to get into this: "So we can talk about getting bare back blow jobs, cumming in the mouths, and making people we don't even know swallow said cum (how's that for politeness?)...but you wanna draw the line at gas?"
Somebody? Anybody? Anyone who found the question offensive, or rude, or disguisting; speak on it. Members, dancers, lurkers, swingers, jesters, anybody.
Now we just wait for Dougster and rick to start arguing about it.
And anyone who considers farts, poop and the like as sexually related....then they are on the wrong forum.
Those things are turn-on's to some people. So, they shouldn't talk about it because "most posters" aren't interested in it? I think feet are ugly as shit, but people have posted about it sexually. Just because I'm not into it doesn't mean I think it's stupid, or shouldn't be talked about.
I'm not even into farts (jester is) but I don't see a problem talking about it. Jester made a thread about how he likes strippers with shaved heads and flat chest that look like boys; did you think it was stupid?
Don't be so closed minded. Not all conversations have to fall under your definition of "mature".
Start a thread on it staxwell. Unfortunately said thread will likely be SHIT upon.
Um, he did. And notice who the first shitter was...
@Alucard,.........Really? lol Really? Nit-pick much?
I know that some girls like to swallow, there are countless porn titles based on it. Just like there are people who like bodily functions, many porn titles on this as well (ask jester).
What I'm saying is: some people consider swallowing cum to be one of the most disgusting things you can do, but here at TUSCL it's as normal as the sun rising daily. Same thing with farts: some people are turned on by it, some are grossed out. But why be bothered by talking about one and not the other?
I get not being in to it, but why is a conversation about it considered stupid, rude, or disgusting?
Now move the bar down to the base of your pecs or slightly below the nipple area, and then press the bar in a straight line being careful NOT to arc the bar towards your chin or face. Again NOT arcing towards your face. I once was at a coaches clinic and a NCAA division IA strength coach was telling us he instructs his football players to bench press in a arc towards their face during the intermission I approached him and asked why? His response was that it was a football field movement to move the hands in an arc manner. I told him Incline Bar or dumbbell pressing is better suited for what he was implying with proper football stance and positioning and that benching his way was only good to throw the other teams players off his guys when they've been pancaked.
End of reply.
Not that I'm a big fan of strippers farting, mind you.
Stiletto surprised me too. Nice to know that she has a sense of humor.
This place has been taking itself too damn seriously lately.
@ranukam, and it's only gonna get crazier if I can help it. Stay tuned.