A Very Quick Question For Stiletto25...

And the purpose of the question? More fucking with people staxwell? You must be bored.

Seriously? One question you could ask Stiletto about her experience as a stripper she hasn't talked anout and it's if she farted??

Has Dugly ever farted when your nose was up his ass?

@Alucard: Sooooo...you didn't ask her this questch' in a PM? If you did, please share.

@Doc: Have you ever seen this questch' asked? EVER? Let's step outside the box for a moment. Go ahead, ask Stiletto something. Something that's never been asked here before.

@jester: Even if I said he did, you wouldn't believe me...Bitch.

staxwell, PMs are by their very name to be private communications. There are those on the Forum who don't believe in privacy. If you are SO interested in the contents of PMs, learn how to Hack into them.

Omg, I'm the topic of a thread and it is focused on gas. That's just great.

The answer is yes to the stage, no to the lapdance, and no to the walking past a customer. I dont think of myself as a real gassy person. I can't believe I even replied to this

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There wasn't a need to Stiletto25.

Some fetish, man...

I am always amazed and amused at how people talk about Bodily Functions, how they think about them, how they treat them, and how they engage in them.

The last 30 yrs has given me a far different perspective on the wide range of Bodily Functions.

This thread by staxwell is a prime example of what I'm speaking about. And the comments that will follow my post will undoubtedly be similar.

That question was simply gross and rude.

Passing gas is what intimate couples do in private.

I got off on the question but when she answered I jizzed

I don't think staxwell is noteworthy for politeness.

I read this whole thread. It wasn't long, but I still think I lost a couple of brain cells.

See an honest question with an honest answer. Thanks Stiletto.

Alucard, you're derailing this thread. If you can't stay on topic don't comment. Sheesh, where's a moderator when you need one? I don't wanna call you a hypocrite; but...

Pablo, there's a warning at the top. Besides, passing gas is a very real thing. Everyone does it. Some people even eat them (jester).

So we can talk about getting bare back blow jobs, cumming in the mouths, and making people we don't even know swallow said cum (how's that for politeness?)...but you wanna draw the line at gas?

harrydave, is that possible? Losing brain cells from reading? You, me, and everyone else learned something today: strippers cut the cheese on stage.

This is reality, which is why I'm surprised jesterfuck isn't on my side here. You know...since you live in hardcore "reality" every second of every day.

"deogol; secrets, mysterious, hidden." That's the definition of Deogol, as I'm sure you already knew. That post you made was condescending. Don't be like that. I'm sure you have your "secret, hidden, & mystrious" fetishes. Besides, it's not my fetish; it's jester's (he likes to eat them).

Juice thank you for always having my back.

Now you know why clubs play the music so loud. :)

You just learned today that people fart in public?

why do u think us girls wear so much perfune???

jeezus.

@Shadowcat, one of the many tricks of the strip club/

@jester: don't be lazy, bitch. I know that gloomy outlook on life doesn't effect your comprehension skills, does it? I'll repeat this, so read carefully: "You, me, and everyone else learned something today: strippers cut the cheese on stage." no mention of "people" or "public", clearly says "strippers" on "stage".

@carolynne, another trick. See, you guys can't say this thread isn't informative.

All joking aside

I really want to get into this: "So we can talk about getting bare back blow jobs, cumming in the mouths, and making people we don't even know swallow said cum (how's that for politeness?)...but you wanna draw the line at gas?"

Somebody? Anybody? Anyone who found the question offensive, or rude, or disguisting; speak on it. Members, dancers, lurkers, swingers, jesters, anybody.

I didn't find it offensive, just stupid. Really surprised that stiletto actually answered it.

Now we just wait for Dougster and rick to start arguing about it.

@sclvr, What was stupid about it? Why did you find it stupid?

@ staxwell- I believe that discussions of non sexually related bodily functions here is not of interest to most posters, and any topics concerning farts, poop or other bodily functions that would fascinate a four year old is stupid. Really.

And anyone who considers farts, poop and the like as sexually related....then they are on the wrong forum.

@sclvr, The wrong forum? Who's to say what's right and wrong on this forum? There's all types of threads unrelated to strip club on this forum.

Those things are turn-on's to some people. So, they shouldn't talk about it because "most posters" aren't interested in it? I think feet are ugly as shit, but people have posted about it sexually. Just because I'm not into it doesn't mean I think it's stupid, or shouldn't be talked about.

I'm not even into farts (jester is) but I don't see a problem talking about it. Jester made a thread about how he likes strippers with shaved heads and flat chest that look like boys; did you think it was stupid?

Don't be so closed minded. Not all conversations have to fall under your definition of "mature".

Digestive bodily functions aside staxwell, IMO dancers or any other woman will allow a cum in her mouth and possibly swallow because she wishes to have it occur &/or sees some value in doing it. It is her CHOICE. If she is "MADE" to do it then it is sexual assault or Rape. This applies to the other orifices also.

Start a thread on it staxwell. Unfortunately said thread will likely be SHIT upon.

"Start a thread on it staxwell. Unfortunately said thread will likely be SHIT upon."

Um, he did. And notice who the first shitter was...

"If she is "MADE" to do it then it is sexual assault or Rape."

@Alucard,.........Really? lol Really? Nit-pick much?

I know that some girls like to swallow, there are countless porn titles based on it. Just like there are people who like bodily functions, many porn titles on this as well (ask jester).

What I'm saying is: some people consider swallowing cum to be one of the most disgusting things you can do, but here at TUSCL it's as normal as the sun rising daily. Same thing with farts: some people are turned on by it, some are grossed out. But why be bothered by talking about one and not the other?

I get not being in to it, but why is a conversation about it considered stupid, rude, or disgusting?

@gmd, exactly. lol

Begin by lying flat on the bench, shoulder blades pinched together and pushing into the bench with hips and butt firmly on the bench with your feet on the floor. Feet on floor means your feet are secured and locked into the ground, not moving around. Place your index finger right on the "O" ring on the bar. Also on the descent and ascent of the movement make sure your arms are always at a 45 degree angle. What's a 45 degree angle? The easy way to explain this is have someone place his or her hand up like a boxer would do in training. Punch that spot. Now where did your hand come from and go? It sure as hell didn't come with your elbow in a 90-degree perpendicular to the floor motion did it? We all punch at a 45-degree angle.

Now move the bar down to the base of your pecs or slightly below the nipple area, and then press the bar in a straight line being careful NOT to arc the bar towards your chin or face. Again NOT arcing towards your face. I once was at a coaches clinic and a NCAA division IA strength coach was telling us he instructs his football players to bench press in a arc towards their face during the intermission I approached him and asked why? His response was that it was a football field movement to move the hands in an arc manner. I told him Incline Bar or dumbbell pressing is better suited for what he was implying with proper football stance and positioning and that benching his way was only good to throw the other teams players off his guys when they've been pancaked.

I was referred to in the op and I replied. I am not perfect. I don't always perfectly toe the line. I am sure you're near perfect gmd. Volunteer to be a moderator. I'll obey you as a moderator. You might not be as fortunate with others.

End of reply.

It's okay, Alucard. It was nice talking to you. Thanks for responding.

Altoids

@staxwell- you asked me a question and I answered it. If you don't like my answer there isn't much that can be done about it. We obviously have different opinions on the subject.

@sclvr, no, it wasn't that I didn't like your answer; I just wanted to discuss it a little bit. You said it's stupid, I asked why you felt that way, you told me why you felt that way, and I told you what I thought about it.

@staxwell- well I'm not sure what we can discuss. There doesn't appear to be any middle ground between us on this issue.

@sclvr: I guess not.

damn, i just cut one

You know Stiletto cool when answers silly shit like this.

You know Stiletto is cool when answers silly shit like this.

True.

Nice topic. You don't run across a subject like this too often.

Not that I'm a big fan of strippers farting, mind you.

Stiletto surprised me too. Nice to know that she has a sense of humor.

This place has been taking itself too damn seriously lately.

Man oh man there are some crazy motherfuckers on this forum.

Lol, yea it has, lopaw. Yes it has.

@ranukam, and it's only gonna get crazier if I can help it. Stay tuned.