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Homer Simpson

joined Mar 2003last seen Feb 2004

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21 years ago
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Clean and Sober
Do strippers have kids by different fathers more than the general population?
Well I know of 3 different strippers who DO have at least 2 kids from different fathers. As a matter of fact this one girl has 2 daughters - one black and one white. The black girl's father was arrested last year for "pimping" and the white girl's dad is a known drug dealer. Just goes to show you that some of these stripper's have great taste in men.
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21 years ago
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niceass
Serial bride headed for slammer
Hey! niceass! glad to see that you're still here!
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21 years ago
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JimJazz
Dating a lovely dancer !
PLEASE!! Do NOT date a dancer! I know personally that it will NEVER work out! As you all know that dancers will ALWAYS have multiple sexual partners both male & female. Also your bank account will slowly disappear...... Trust me get an escourt - it's 10 times cheaper than going out with a dancer.
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21 years ago
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Kingpin
This thread is for all you losers.
Actually I've gotten A LOT of sexual pleasure in Montreal & Toronto strip clubs! Here is a list of "favors" I've received for only $10.00 bucks: 1)Hand Job. 2)Blow Job. 3)Tit Suck. 4)Lap Dance. 5)Kissing on lips - which I refused, since I didn't know her. 6)Heavy Petting. 7)Sexual Hugs all over. 8)Tried to give me "face" but alas I refused again - I've got to know her. 9)Had 2 well known Porn Stars dance for me at the same time (Debi Diamond and Barbra Dare. 10)Offered penatration with condom - again refused since I didn't know her. So NOT all strip clubs are rip-offs.
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21 years ago
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JungleMan
Looking for Some Advice
Take your buddy to Montreal, for a great sexual time. Almost all the girls who work at the strip clubs here will do ANYTHING for $10.00! Give them $20.00 and they WILL perform sexual hardcore favors. Trust me..... But PLEASE don't ask them out for dates, thats when it becomes a WASTE of time. For late hour fun just call an escort - should only cost you $160.00 Canadian money for 90 minutes.
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