discussion comment
12 years ago
"I agree with Stilletto"
Wow. You raise some good points. Now that you put it that way, I'm thinking of changing my mind.
Thanks.
discussion comment
12 years ago
"Who the fuck dresses to impress men when they are grocery shopping?"
Exactly. And that's why you suck.
Although thankfully there are parts of the country where women have, IMO, more respect for themselves and others. The south (Atlanta sticks out in my memory) and definitely some parts of Florida, such as South Beach, as others have said. And, like I said, Rio. It's absolutely insane. These chicks go to extraordinary lengths to look good. Just walking around the shopping mall and you'll have your jaw at your knees the entire time.
But unfortunately most women have the same crappy, lazy, selfish attitude that Stiletto does. Why the fuck should I exert any effort to look good for anyone, except maybe someone I'm dating? It's all about personal comfort. Screw everyone, I want to be comfortable. During my same trip to Costco I saw a lady who weighed maybe 250, with waves of rolls of fat, and she was wearing the tightest grey tights you can imagine, and a super tight stretch shirt. Absolutely disgusting. I almost blew chunks. But she didn't care, she was comfortable. While that's an extreme example, with most girls you see in public it's the same thing to a smaller degree.
Anyway, regarding people being surprised about California. I was also surprised when I moved here many years ago from the east coast. There are, however, some exceptions where women feel the place is worthy of them taking a little extra effort in looking good. But only in ritzy places or along the beach areas of Venice, etc. Women have very specific requirements for when and if they will dress up. VERY specific.
Oh, and I'm sure the girls here will come back with a vehement argument along the lines of "it's not about being lazy, it's that I don't want to get guys excited because they might attack me" or some such egotistical nonsense. Trust me, you ain't all that.
discussion comment
12 years ago
They're good, but they put like a ton of cheese on it. And I like cheese, but even for me it's too much.
discussion comment
12 years ago
"Or maybe you should buy a National Ad..."
Was that supposed to be all, like, witty or something? I'm just asking...I don't want to laugh at you if you were being serious.
discussion comment
13 years ago
That's funny. No, really, I'm serious.
Anyway, I noticed in your profile you're ex-military. So you have my respect, and you can jerk my chain as much as you want.
discussion comment
13 years ago
"jerk - I got news for you. Christal was born in L.A. I was born in Long Beach. We both know its is better in Atlanta."
Douchebag, it's not "jerk". Don't be an a-hole.
And you're probably right about Atlanta. But that's not the point.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Christal,
First of all, move to LA. Right now.
Second of all, don't ever change. I mean it.
The fact that you're even asking the question puts you in a special class. And you probably already know the answers.
But here's my take:
As far as asking for dances, the guys who say don't do it are crazy. You're there to make money. Just be nice about it, as I'm sure you are. Whisper nasty stuff in their ear while you're stroking them, then say "let's go play" or something. If they don't want to, then thank them and move on.
As far as raking in big bucks in the VIP, I'm not the guy to ask.
And when it comes to regulars, I hate 'em. Sure, you need to spend some time with them, but only if you're making money off them. I don't have any regulars, because I'm not there for a date, and I don't think it's fair to the dancers 'cuz they ain't going to make a boatload of money by sitting with me. So from my perspective, if you're spending more than 10 or 15 minutes with a guy, they'd better be paying you. Because the guys who are waiting to get a dance from you are getting mighty pissed waiting for you to get free, and sure as hell aren't going to wait for 1/2 hour or an hour. They'll spend their cash on someone else. Happens to me just about every time I go into a club. Drives me nuts. And since you're gorgeous, and from the sound of it pretty awesome all around, there will be guys waiting for you, guaranteed.
So anyway, you should really move to LA and dance here. Much better than Atlanta.
discussion comment
13 years ago
m00tpoint, I'm curious...
When you walk, can you actually hear the squeaking sound?
Dude, you really need to lighten up a bit. When you're wound up so tight like that it's just not healthy.
discussion comment
13 years ago
"Jesus H. Christ, jerikson, why does it matter *where* GMD gets off as long as you're getting off, too?"
Umm, fetish, baby, guys rag on each other. It's a thing we do. I was ragging on him. Girls don't get that. They think we're being mean to each other. I was pulling his chain. I was also ragging on the guys here who seem wound up tighter than a drum. There are a few.
discussion comment
13 years ago
I'm kinda new here and not familiar with the personalities.
So is Dougster kinda the resident douche?
discussion comment
13 years ago
"I argued with a man once about how Bush and Obama are the same person, just different colours..."
OH NO YOU DI'N'T !!!
Okay, I am seriously in love with this girl.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Awesome!! And there's an extra $20 if you'll denigrate current fiscal policy for me.
Oh yeah...
discussion comment
13 years ago
Damn baby, the way you talk so effortlessly and with such aplomb about Bolshevism and Social Darwinism.
I am so into you right now. You cannot imagine.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Okay, I know some of you are copy and pasting from Wikipedia so you appear smart. And I'm not going to mention any names (such as RLionheart), but suffice it to say this type of talk is totally offensive and inappropriate.
So please stop it. Now.
BTW, I must say I am impressed by fetish_dancer. It gives me hope after hearing so many dancers tell me they're actually going to law/medical/nursing/etc. school and "only doing this part time". It's nice to see a dancer who has something more than crack for brains. I think I'm in love.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Got it. So having a really hot girl rubbing and stroking all over you while you grab her tits and she talks nasty in your ear isn't good enough. Okay. That makes sense.
And I'll bet you don't need to get off like that, either. Because you have a line of much hotter girls waiting for you at a moment's notice. And anyway, who wants to get off all the time? I mean, really, it's just sex. And in your pants? Gross. And certainly not sanitary.
Now I understand. Thanks.
discussion comment
13 years ago
"...I don't wanna look like a weirdo/sleezbag..."
Don't worry about how you look. Nobody cares how you look. Customers sure as hell couldn't care less how you look. If any dancers care if you look like a sleezebag, then they're probably no fun anyway.
Go to the store and find the softest, loosest, most comfortable shorts or pajamas or whatever, and wear them commando. And enjoy yourself.
discussion comment
13 years ago
By the way, just look at PrimO's icon/avatar. The perfect lap dance. Damn. If having a girl do that to you doesn't make you bust one, then you got some problems.
Reminds me of years ago I was walking thru the parking lot of a club during the day, and a guy was coming out of the club with a smile on his face. In the daylight it was hard to miss the fact that he had a HUGE dark wet stain in his loose, light gray shorts, and a tent in his shorts from a post-lap boner. The guy was walking proudly, he head held up high. I smiled, and gave him a thumbs up.
I was proud of that guy.
discussion comment
13 years ago
"I've never even come close to finishing cuz of lapdances. It doesn't appeal to me at all, the mess in the pants. Reading this site makes me think theres something wrong with ME"
Um, dude, I hate to say it, but there really is something wrong with you. You're a man, man. Our lives revolve around sex. We're sexual animals. Enjoy it. No room for worrying about a freakin' stain. Don't care what others think. Be proud of busting a nut.
You worried about other customers seeing the stain? Who the hell cares? Do YOU stare at guys crotches in the club? Of course not. Neither do we. Customers are too busy staring at dancers, not you. And if they see a big stain, so what? Be proud of it.
And I hope you aren't all concerned about whether the dancer gets any on her. That's her problem. They're professionals. Change into a new outfit and she's fine.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Uh, guys...I hate to break it to you, but 99.999999% of ALL women who are all dressed up and made up, and you think are really hot, actually look average or below in real life. That applies to strippers, actresses, movie stars, etc.
Example: guys go nuts over Angelina Jolie. Yes, with makeup she has a pretty face. But in real life her body is scary. Really scary. Think of the hottest star you can, then do a search for photos of her without makeup. Scary.
Thank god for makeup.
discussion comment
13 years ago
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FOUND IT !! Dude, I was looking all over for it. A roll of 20's, right? In a rubber band? That is SO my wad of money. Thanks so much for finding it. Now the orphans will be able to eat and get their medicine.
FedEx will be fine. Thanks.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Did somebody actually say "Elton John"? I hope it was a typo or something. Cause that's just wrong. I swear, if they played something like "Candle in the Wind" or "Tiny Dancer" I get up and walk out.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Yeah, it was pure SS. But hey, I'm shallow. And it worked.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Yeah, you're probably right.
Though I was kinda proud of the "Trailer Park Olympics". She really does look like she's right out of some trailer park.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
discussion comment
13 years ago
The other day I had a black girl in a black club tell me "Wow, you've got a really nice dick". A BLACK GIRL !!
So there...
discussion comment
13 years ago
Dude, I was joking...there was no PM.
Maybe a few levels too deep for this group.